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You know, it's actually offensive. How often and vociferously you express your 'surprise' that you 'like [me] so much.' Of course you like me. I don't even see how this was ever a question. Whatever issue there was was entirely on your side--you don't have to keep going on about how shocking it is that you like playing Tony Stark so much.

Get over it, and keep writing the sex. The kinky stuff. We both know we both like it. At least then I don't have to listen to you and Captain Compassion act all shocked about my politics. See? Common ground. It's a good thing. Just stop insulting me with the weird 'how did this happen?' nonsense.

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That's bitterness talking, J. Everyone wants in my pants. Not all of us need to pay for it.

I'm not bitter, T. You have fun fucking the cast of Honey Boo Boo, okay? Just take some blood tests while you work your way around.

I don't even know what that means, but okay. If I'm doing it, you can be pretty sure I'm having fun.

How can you not have heard of Honey Boo Boo? It's like TLC found the trashiest family in the world and gave them a show.

[It's a trainwreck he can't look away from.]

Blah blah—your mun has a point, you know. How does anyone end up liking you?

If you spent more time actually doing shit instead of watching tv, maybe you wouldn't have to follow me around trying to snatch my leftovers.

If you built your first robot sooner, maybe Howard would have given you a hug.

Oh, you got me there. Wow. If you knew who your dad was, maybe you'd have gotten one, too.

[R U D E]

Excuse you, both of my parents are alive and well and we stay in contact weekly. Unless your point was to just call me a bastard, and then, well. Wow. You got me there.

Yes, that was what I was implying. You're sharp, anyone ever tell you that?

I get that a lot, yep. Though, coming from you, I have to be suspicious about it. Given our previous history, you understand.

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