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[funnythingsare]

You know, it's actually offensive. How often and vociferously you express your 'surprise' that you 'like [me] so much.' Of course you like me. I don't even see how this was ever a question. Whatever issue there was was entirely on your side--you don't have to keep going on about how shocking it is that you like playing Tony Stark so much.

Get over it, and keep writing the sex. The kinky stuff. We both know we both like it. At least then I don't have to listen to you and Captain Compassion act all shocked about my politics. See? Common ground. It's a good thing. Just stop insulting me with the weird 'how did this happen?' nonsense.

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[biologist]

I'm sure they'll shake down and get used to you eventually, Mr. Stark.

[funnythingsare]

Get used to me? Can't have that. I just don't need her shock that I'm worth paying attention to.

[biologist]

You're creating your own dichotomy of problems there. Maybe it's hard to get to know someone so charged when you expect you'll be over-shadowed in the process.

[funnythingsare]

What's your point?

[biologist]

That they think you really are worth the effort, beyond how — flashy you can be. It's a good thing, basically? Just be patient.

[halfassed]

You mean yours actually needs encouragement for stuff like that?

[funnythingsare]

I find it easier to encourage people to do things they want anyway.

[halfassed]

Mine can't stay away from it.

How's it sharing a head with Captain Kirk?

[funnythingsare]

Not a bad looking guy, and he can fight. But he's like if Rogers had even more of a superiority complex.

[lokimotion]

I would find it quite a surprise as well.

[funnythingsare]

I would expect that from you.

[lokimotion]

[ Now he can't imagine why... ]

Tell me, has there ever been an answer to how this obvious abomination happened? I must say I am a bit curious to know the answer.

[funnythingsare]

The only obvious abomination I see here, buddy, is you.

[therealgenius]

Oh my God, shut the fuck up.

[funnythingsare]

Who asked you?

[therealgenius]

Who asked you to talk about your sex life?

[funnythingsare]

Lots of people, actually. Every day. You'd be surprised. Or maybe just jealous.

[tearsofjoy]

They say sharing is caring, but I don't think this applies Tony. Little TMI.

[funnythingsare]

Pep, if "sex" is already TMI, you're probably working for the wrong guy. Just sayin'.

[tearsofjoy]

Just because I do your dirty work doesn't mean you have to tell me everything.

[A pause.] That was a poor choice of words, wasn't it?

[funnythingsare]

Kind of. Especially since you've now essentially dared me to actually tell you everything.

[greenisnteasy]

I was never supposed to stick around. Apparently my winsome charm won mine over in the end.

[funnythingsare]

See you, she's not surprised by. You, she claims to understand the appeal of. Despite not actually picking you. No offense.

[greenisnteasy]

None taken. You should go easier on your mun, too. A lot of us who wind up spending a lot of time with you find ourselves asking how and why. Take it as a form of awe.

[well_assembled]

Never ceases to amaze me. I've done a lot, seen a lot, for something to surprise me, well that's worth a moment of pause and reflection.

Congratulations Stark, you've apparently become a mental STD.