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[funnythingsare]

You know, it's actually offensive. How often and vociferously you express your 'surprise' that you 'like [me] so much.' Of course you like me. I don't even see how this was ever a question. Whatever issue there was was entirely on your side--you don't have to keep going on about how shocking it is that you like playing Tony Stark so much.

Get over it, and keep writing the sex. The kinky stuff. We both know we both like it. At least then I don't have to listen to you and Captain Compassion act all shocked about my politics. See? Common ground. It's a good thing. Just stop insulting me with the weird 'how did this happen?' nonsense.

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[biologist]

I'm sure they'll shake down and get used to you eventually, Mr. Stark.

[halfassed]

You mean yours actually needs encouragement for stuff like that?

[funnythingsare]

I find it easier to encourage people to do things they want anyway.

[funnythingsare]

Get used to me? Can't have that. I just don't need her shock that I'm worth paying attention to.

[halfassed]

Mine can't stay away from it.

How's it sharing a head with Captain Kirk?

[biologist]

You're creating your own dichotomy of problems there. Maybe it's hard to get to know someone so charged when you expect you'll be over-shadowed in the process.

[funnythingsare]

Not a bad looking guy, and he can fight. But he's like if Rogers had even more of a superiority complex.

[halfassed]

Doesn't sound too bad.

[funnythingsare]

What's your point?

[biologist]

That they think you really are worth the effort, beyond how — flashy you can be. It's a good thing, basically? Just be patient.

[funnythingsare]

Of course you'd think so.

[funnythingsare]

Oh, sure it's a good thing. I'm just saying it's insulting that me being worth it is shocking.

[halfassed]

I'm in here with Loki.

So sure, let's keep talking about what I think.

[biologist]

Give them time to get to know you. Not everyone can swoon when you fly by.

[lokimotion]

I would find it quite a surprise as well.

[funnythingsare]

I would expect that from you.

[funnythingsare]

Huh. You're right. That's pretty weird.

[funnythingsare]

Oh, she swoons. She's just shocked by it.

[biologist]

Then I really don't have any advice except keep a crash-mat near.

lmao this is mara btw

[halfassed]

We don't have much in common.

o/

[funnythingsare]

No, except for that whole... thing. Which no one in any way blames you for, of course.

Of course, mine thinks Kirk's the lovechild of me and Rogers. Never mind how that would actually work.

[funnythingsare]

She'll live.

[halfassed]

Yeah.

Of course.

[funnythingsare]

Right. I just said that.

[halfassed]

If you think no one blames me for it, you're a lot thicker than I thought, Stark.