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[therealgenius]

Oh God, wow. A show about SHIELD. I'm totally going to tune in and slobber over every scene while holding onto my Captain America body pillow and Hulk plushie. It'll be like watching Big Brother, only without all the random hot tub sex—

—God, I hope it's not like that Big Brother. The other Big Brother. The actual Big Brother, you know what I mean; 2 + 2 = 5 and all that doublethink. That might be interesting. Maybe. And, maybe, if it's on late enough at night, they'll have actual interrogation scenes played, in black and white with a table of utensils and some ass in a suit saying, We have ways of making you talk, Mister Ha—

And who the hell cares about Coulson that much anyway? He's a minor character that—

[minor character you say]

It's going to be shit.

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[widowsbites]

You'd would be the leading expert in that field. Wouldn't you?

[therealgenius]

Oh my God, you went for the basest, lowest joke you could make, one I've never heard ever before at all whenever I've called something shit. Good job, there! I'll send you a gold star in a week.

[widowsbites]

With a fruit basket, mind I'm not a fan of pears.

[therealgenius]

It will be a gold star made of pears. How's that?

[widowsbites]

Fantastic! I'll have my people, call your people..

[therealgenius]

And I'll have my people let it go straight to voicemail before instant deletion. Wunderbar!

[widowsbites]

I wouldn't expect any less.

[therealgenius]

Then it seems we've reached a mutual understanding. Like adults.

[widowsbites]

Funny how that works.

[therealgenius]

It's like you don't have to twist people's arms behind their backs if you want information! Imagine a world without brutality; it's not easy, even if you try.

[widowsbites]

It's helpful when the people give the information, instead of being pretentious snotty brats about it.

[therealgenius]

You didn't ask. You just used force. I'm not a mind reader.

What, no one's referred to you as a bitch before? Really?

[widowsbites]

No one who has lived.

[therealgenius]

I find that really hard to believe.

Impossible, almost.

[widowsbites]

Believe what you want. I'm not the same little Russian doll you know.

[therealgenius]

I...wouldn't call her a doll. You can break dolls really easily; she seems too. Uh. Resolved for that.

[widowsbites]

Perhaps, never the less, we are not the same.

[therealgenius]

...have you actually dealt with the other me? The old, English guy who lives in a castle on a cloud or something.