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[therealgenius]

Oh God, wow. A show about SHIELD. I'm totally going to tune in and slobber over every scene while holding onto my Captain America body pillow and Hulk plushie. It'll be like watching Big Brother, only without all the random hot tub sex—

—God, I hope it's not like that Big Brother. The other Big Brother. The actual Big Brother, you know what I mean; 2 + 2 = 5 and all that doublethink. That might be interesting. Maybe. And, maybe, if it's on late enough at night, they'll have actual interrogation scenes played, in black and white with a table of utensils and some ass in a suit saying, We have ways of making you talk, Mister Ha—

And who the hell cares about Coulson that much anyway? He's a minor character that—

[minor character you say]

It's going to be shit.

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[manofiron]

Interrogation?

That table of utensils makes it sound a little closer to torture to me.

[therealgenius]

That was how it started in 1984, wasn't it? Interrogation with force being very present and...you know, I haven't read it in a dog's age. I don't actually remember the end all that well.

Except that he loved Big Brother.

[likeamonster]

My mun just made a very shrill sound when she saw this post. I'm not sure why.

[Speaking of minor characters...]

Oi! I'm not "minor".

Anyway, why a show for SHIELD? Seems like it'd be downright boring.

[rhodeing]

Well, maybe they'll ask you to guest star and put your head in a cage with rats.

[manofiron]

At the end, Big Brother won. Two plus two was five. Not a very happy ending.

[therealgenius]

[sir you're talking to yourself]

Because of money.

[therealgenius]

Yeah, but then there were pig dictators kidnapping puppies and killing farmers, and that was pretty boss.

[slyest]

Presumed death has a way of making more valuable those who were thought lost.

[likeamonster]

[better to talk with the voices in his head than raging out?]

Well that figures. Cut funding where its needed, but support entertainment. Genius.

[sweet_riiiiims]

Don't worry, Starscream and Megatron have the same pesky habit of surviving.

[Damn their main character status.]

[therealgenius]

There's already continuity issues, you know. This is just going to fuck it up worse, Sarah Michelle Gellar will guest star, Seth Green will be on the writing time for some crazy infestation of singing and dancing werealiens, and it

will be

shit.

[therealgenius]

Too bad you're too busy singing about buttsex to show up yourself, right?

[manofiron]

We're going to need to have a talk, you and me.

[rhodeing]

It does take up a good portion of my time.

[therealgenius]

Yeah, it does a good job at bring about all the feels. Not much more than that.

[therealgenius]

[Wait Knockout did your engine die...]

Shouldn't you be saying that about Optimus and Bumblebee? Or do all the Decepticons have a huge hatred for those two?

[therealgenius]

Of course they will.

And thus, continuity issues.

[therealgenius]

Don't you have some orphans to vaccinate against rabies anyway? You don't have the time for TV.

[therealgenius]

All talk and no silence makes Tony a something something.

There's a sequel, you know.

[slyest]

Do you fail to grasp the structure of your own language or are you simply inebriated?

[therealgenius]

[go ask bruce for meditation classes!]

I'm pretty sure Disney could buy Albania at this point with all the money they've raked in the past couple of years.

[Someone needs to take care of Albania, or Liam Neeson is just going to kill the entire populous.]

[manofiron]

You're really going to play that card?

[therealgenius]

[He cannot roll his eyes harder.]

Yeah, before, okay, good, then what? Then there will be Agents J, K, L, and R showing up at your house for no good reason talking about all these private issues like they know you and being hurt when you don't know them.

...well, that actually might be familiar for you, if they're all women.

[sweet_riiiiims]

Let's just say I wouldn't be too sad if all four had an accident.

But for now, I'll play for the winning team.

[norussianplz]

Of course it's going to be shit. It's about SHIELD. What else would it be?