Justin Hammer (
therealgenius) wrote in
dear_mun2012-10-13 05:58 pm
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Oh God, wow. A show about SHIELD. I'm totally going to tune in and slobber over every scene while holding onto my Captain America body pillow and Hulk plushie. It'll be like watching Big Brother, only without all the random hot tub sex—
—God, I hope it's not like that Big Brother. The other Big Brother. The actual Big Brother, you know what I mean; 2 + 2 = 5 and all that doublethink. That might be interesting. Maybe. And, maybe, if it's on late enough at night, they'll have actual interrogation scenes played, in black and white with a table of utensils and some ass in a suit saying, We have ways of making you talk, Mister Ha—
And who the hell cares about Coulson that much anyway? He's a minor character that—
[minor character you say]
It's going to be shit.
—God, I hope it's not like that Big Brother. The other Big Brother. The actual Big Brother, you know what I mean; 2 + 2 = 5 and all that doublethink. That might be interesting. Maybe. And, maybe, if it's on late enough at night, they'll have actual interrogation scenes played, in black and white with a table of utensils and some ass in a suit saying, We have ways of making you talk, Mister Ha—
And who the hell cares about Coulson that much anyway? He's a minor character that—
[minor character you say]
It's going to be shit.

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That table of utensils makes it sound a little closer to torture to me.
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Except that he loved Big Brother.
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[Speaking of minor characters...]
Oi! I'm not "minor".
Anyway, why a show for SHIELD? Seems like it'd be downright boring.
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Because of money.
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Well that figures. Cut funding where its needed, but support entertainment. Genius.
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will be
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[Damn their main character status.]
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Shouldn't you be saying that about Optimus and Bumblebee? Or do all the Decepticons have a huge hatred for those two?
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We all know how obvious marketing ploys tend to work out, right? It's crystal clear to you, isn't it?
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w o w this got lost last night i am so sorry
it's okay!
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It's that they care too much.
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I think I need a shower now.
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...why?
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You really are a heel,
You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Mr. Gri-inch,
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!♫
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I'm okay with being the Grinch.
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