inappropriate jealousy.

[damaged]

Why don't I ever get to behead anything?

Don't you like me anymore.

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[damaged]

Well, we don't exactly hang out. It's kind of annoying he gets soft, though.

[hoodbin]

... Sorry.

[damaged]

If you see him again. Don't let him get soft.

[hoodbin]

Don't think it will happen anytime soon. Not often I find you and you remember me.

[damaged]

Things aren't going well for us by then. But that doesn't mean you should be swept under a rug.

[hoodbin]

I would be noticeable under there.

[damaged]

What, he didn't teach you flat-jitsu. What a jerk.

[hoodbin]

He says I'm not very good with the sidekick quips.

[damaged]

He sounds a little mental.

[hoodbin]

[ holds up her fingers gesturing that she agrees just a little. ]

[damaged]

You should've ditched him. He would get the irony. Maybe.

[hoodbin]

He sent me away once before... but I won't leave again.

[damaged]

That's different. You don't owe him shit. He's not even all the way there. It's me telling you this, not some other person. I'm not all the way there. I know what I'm talking about.

[hoodbin]

Maybe.... Maybe I'm not all the way there either.

[damaged]

Maybe. But you're not being selfish about it. Last thing he needs is a "sidekick" who's gonna sacrifice herself.

[hoodbin]

He'd do the same for me.

[damaged]

No, he wouldn't.

[hoodbin]

Then I'm just as insane. I won't leave his side.

[damaged]

You're clearly not. You need something, okay. And you'll follow it through fire, okay. I get that. But he's not it. No one is ever worth it. He'll disappoint you, and you'll die alone, and he'll move on because he has to survive more than he has to care about you. And if you think that will be okay, then gamble on it. But if it's not? Then I'm your future. The same story, over and over. Do you want that?

[hoodbin]

Why can't he be it? I don't know anything else but it. What he taught me, what I've done. There is no going back.

imagine an au where she and this jason are like "fuck this /GOES TO FUCKIN DISNEYLAND OR SOME SHIT"

[damaged]

Because he sucks. There are other things. Other people. Other places to go that aren't "back."

[Is he aware of the hypocrisy? MAYBE.]

Lmao! That sounds beautiful. I can see it now, eating cottoncandy and trolling the mascots!

[hoodbin]

But I don't want to follow other people. I'm not fond of other people. Even if he's crazy... Even though he doesn't think things through. He gave me a new life.

"WOAH, GOOFY, HANDS ABOVE THE WAIST ONLY YOU SICK FUCK"

[damaged]

Stop. You were hanging from a cliff and there was only one guy offering you a hand, that doesn't make him worthy of anything. He's only gonna fuck you over in the end. You don't owe him your life or your loyalty. If you want to help, you leave. You make him think for once.

"Help I need an adult! The way this man hugged me was just too intimate! "

[hoodbin]

But even if I leave, whats to say that will do anything? Either way there is no way to win. One way I die. The other I abandon him leaving him to think just another person on his list of those who left him.

jason like "god, i will teach you the ways of trolling B|"

[damaged]

There are no guarantees about what happens if you leave, whereas the only guarantee you have if you stay is that you're gonna die pointlessly and alone. If you're so set on that, I can mercy kill you right now.

[No he can't, it's Dear Mun.]