On returning to ink_city

[lightningemperor]

 Okay mun, or whatever your name is. I'm grateful you still consider me one of your favourites, hell even gaining yer voice back for me. But why you gotta bring me back to that hellhole, eh? I got outta there before it got all hectic, but c'mon, man!  Last time some dude put a bounty on my head.  Cause that's just what I need to deal with. And there's giant robots too? THAT'LL go over well.

Shit's not cool, bro.

I guess it's sweet that you're giving me Take-Mikazuchi this time, but...

Whatever. Just make sure you're POSITIVE on this, got that?!

Comments

[kingofthetvworld]

Bearly. Do you know what I'd do to get one of the girls on over? ...Not a whole lot cause I already know one of them is.

[lightningemperor]

What??! Who's coming?!

[He might pull you up and start shaking.]

[kingofthetvworld]

Oops, I said too much~ Sorry Kanji, but that information is top secret. Bear ears only I'm afraid.

[strawberry_roll]

...Wait, if you knew one of the girls was coming already, why would you be disappointed that Kanji's coming, too? Aren't you all friends?

[kingofthetvworld]

!!

I think it's time to stop asking questions!

[lightningemperor]

It's cause Teddie's stupid. Won't even let me pet him.

Even Yosuke-senpai can pet him.

[kingofthetvworld]

Where the heck did you hear that?

[But we're not going to defend ourselves when it comes to being stupid. Okay.]

[lightningemperor]

A little birdie told me.

[Have the most deadpan face ever.]

[kingofthetvworld]

Well your 'little birdie' is clearly mistaken. This fur is for girl hands only.

[strawberry_roll]

...Yosuke is a girl?

[lightningemperor]

He screams like one...

C'mon Ted. Just once?

[kingofthetvworld]

Not on your life, mister!

[lightningemperor]

FUCK YOU, MAN.

I'll go pet the unicorns!

[kingofthetvworld]

Go right ahead, don't let me stop you! Just bear in mind that they'll never be as soft and silky as me.

[lightningemperor]

Swear to god, man, if you make one more bear pun I'll punt ya!!

[Angry Kanji is angry.]

[kingofthetvworld]

How rude. And here I was gonna tell you about who I knew was coming.

[strawberry_roll]

...I thought you said before you weren't going to. 'Cause you're rude to poor Kanji for some reason.

[lightningemperor]

[He hates it when you do that, Teddie!]

Fine. I'm sorry.

So who's coming?

[kingofthetvworld]

Wait, wha? You mean it?

[He wasn't expecting that.]

I-I'm really not suppose to tell!

[lightningemperor]

Fork it over, man.

[kingofthetvworld]

I can't! You're gonna get all loud and angry!

[lightningemperor]

I'm gonna get fuckin' angry if you don't blurt it out, stupid!

[Hi I'm Kanji what is anger issues.]

[kingofthetvworld]

But I made a promise...

[lightningemperor]

Goddammit, S-Stop it with that face!

STOP IT!

[He's so close to punching you, Teddie.]

At least give me a hint!

[friendship_reporter]

Uh....

I'll pass.

I'd rather not get testosterone poisoning.