On returning to ink_city

[lightningemperor]

 Okay mun, or whatever your name is. I'm grateful you still consider me one of your favourites, hell even gaining yer voice back for me. But why you gotta bring me back to that hellhole, eh? I got outta there before it got all hectic, but c'mon, man!  Last time some dude put a bounty on my head.  Cause that's just what I need to deal with. And there's giant robots too? THAT'LL go over well.

Shit's not cool, bro.

I guess it's sweet that you're giving me Take-Mikazuchi this time, but...

Whatever. Just make sure you're POSITIVE on this, got that?!

Comments

[kingofthetvworld]

Well your 'little birdie' is clearly mistaken. This fur is for girl hands only.

[strawberry_roll]

...Yosuke is a girl?

[lightningemperor]

He screams like one...

C'mon Ted. Just once?

[kingofthetvworld]

Not on your life, mister!

[lightningemperor]

FUCK YOU, MAN.

I'll go pet the unicorns!

[kingofthetvworld]

Go right ahead, don't let me stop you! Just bear in mind that they'll never be as soft and silky as me.

[lightningemperor]

Swear to god, man, if you make one more bear pun I'll punt ya!!

[Angry Kanji is angry.]

[kingofthetvworld]

How rude. And here I was gonna tell you about who I knew was coming.

[strawberry_roll]

...I thought you said before you weren't going to. 'Cause you're rude to poor Kanji for some reason.

[lightningemperor]

[He hates it when you do that, Teddie!]

Fine. I'm sorry.

So who's coming?

[kingofthetvworld]

Wait, wha? You mean it?

[He wasn't expecting that.]

I-I'm really not suppose to tell!

[lightningemperor]

Fork it over, man.

[kingofthetvworld]

I can't! You're gonna get all loud and angry!

[lightningemperor]

I'm gonna get fuckin' angry if you don't blurt it out, stupid!

[Hi I'm Kanji what is anger issues.]

[kingofthetvworld]

But I made a promise...

[lightningemperor]

Goddammit, S-Stop it with that face!

STOP IT!

[He's so close to punching you, Teddie.]

At least give me a hint!

[kingofthetvworld]

Gaaah, don't do that to me! I'm no good at making up hints!

[Pfft, but he does at least owe Kanji for yanking him along.]

Okay, fine! Um... I really like her...pants.

[lightningemperor]

[And...that gives him a clear idea.]

[kingofthetvworld]

[What? No, the pants clue is fool proof! Because so many of the team wears pants. Like Yosuke--oh wait.

...OH FFFF--]

I MEANT SHOES!!

[lightningemperor]

You can't just take it back now, man!

I..Is it really her?

[kingofthetvworld]

Nope! Nuh uh! You're not gonna get anymore out of me!

[lightningemperor]

Ugh...stupid bear.

I heard Senpai and Yosuke-senpai are there too?

[kingofthetvworld]

!!

[Okay, THAT he has no problem talking about.]

That they are! Honestly I have no idea what I'd do if they weren't there.

[lightningemperor]

Heh, yeah...I've been in that city before. When no one was there.

It was weird...

[friendship_reporter]

Uh....

I'll pass.

I'd rather not get testosterone poisoning.