On returning to ink_city

[lightningemperor]

 Okay mun, or whatever your name is. I'm grateful you still consider me one of your favourites, hell even gaining yer voice back for me. But why you gotta bring me back to that hellhole, eh? I got outta there before it got all hectic, but c'mon, man!  Last time some dude put a bounty on my head.  Cause that's just what I need to deal with. And there's giant robots too? THAT'LL go over well.

Shit's not cool, bro.

I guess it's sweet that you're giving me Take-Mikazuchi this time, but...

Whatever. Just make sure you're POSITIVE on this, got that?!

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[kingofthetvworld]

Oh, it's just Kanji.

[No, he's thrilled. Really.]

[strawberry_roll]

For what it's worth, my mun's happy to see you coming back? She says you're one of her favorites. Plus, now you have canonmates! ♥

[lightningemperor]

Ted? What the hell are you doin' here?

[lightningemperor]

[Sorry Ichigo you're just SO CUTE CAN'T HANDLE no wait stay tough.]

S-She is? I uh... well tell her thanks.

And there are? Like..like who?

[strawberry_roll]

*She tilts her head for a moment, then smiles.*

Mister Souji and Yosuke and Teddie! ♪ They're your friends, right?

[lightningemperor]

[Oh happy face! You've just made his day.]

You serious, man? Senpai and Ted are there?

[Who cares about Yosuke he's a loser.]

It might not be so bad after all...

[kingofthetvworld]

I really have no idea!

[...]

Oh wait, now I remember. I was hoping you were one of the girls. Thank you, by the way, for crushing all my hopes and dreams.

Good job me for forgetting about icons

[thepoweroflove]

The robots aren't that bad, actually.

[If only he knew.]

[strawberry_roll]

Yeah! It's definitely better to have friends there. And there's all sorts of neat people to meet, too~!

Plus, the Mayor's actually trying to be a Mayor now. I think some of the bad stuff that's happened really motivated him. So now we've got a guard patrolling the City, and an artist who can help fix you up when you're hurt! Still need to get a jail set up, though...

[lightningemperor]

I'll crush more than just that, you stupid bear.

[And by that he means your face.]

Isn't it better if the girls DON'T show up?

I..I mean...I want her to stay safe...

[lightningemperor]

A guard, huh. Dude better know what he's doing. If they're anything like the dipshits back home, I'm not gonna be a fan.

Can I pick you up?

[lightningemperor]

You sure? I mean, I got some protection and all but I hear they're pretty destructive.

But I get called a thug if I do it. Totally fair.

[It's easier to arrest you, Kanji.]

[kingofthetvworld]

Bearly. Do you know what I'd do to get one of the girls on over? ...Not a whole lot cause I already know one of them is.

[strawberry_roll]

Pretty sure she does. After all, Twilight's helping her stay informed and all...

...Hm? *Blinking, she nods.* Oh, sure, if you want.

*And here, to make it easier, she'll even fly up so he won't have to bend down, then try to land in his palm. Provided, of course, he offers it for her?*

[lightningemperor]

[You're darn tootin' he will! Have the dopiest, gentlest face ever, Ichigo. You're pretty adorable. He'll even play with your little arms!]

Well okay, I'll take your word for it, man. Who's Twilight?

Sounds like some book teenage girls read.

[lightningemperor]

What??! Who's coming?!

[He might pull you up and start shaking.]

[thepoweroflove]

Well giant robots tend to be giant, so it's harder to not be destructive.

[Sage words there, Marty.]

[kingofthetvworld]

Oops, I said too much~ Sorry Kanji, but that information is top secret. Bear ears only I'm afraid.

[strawberry_roll]

*The toying with her arms surprises her a little, but she doesn't look too alarmed. Certainly he seems like he's trying to be careful...*

Oh, she's a unicorn! ♪ *Like that's the most normal thing ever -- but considering where she comes from and what the City's like, maybe it is?* She's really smart, too -- maybe 'cause she lives in a library?

[strawberry_roll]

...Wait, if you knew one of the girls was coming already, why would you be disappointed that Kanji's coming, too? Aren't you all friends?

[lightningemperor]

Well yeah, but you'd think if they're so advanced they'd learn not to step on shit.

[OF COURSE.]

[lightningemperor]

A...A unicorn?

[The city didn't have cute things like that when he was there. OR WAS SHE MOCKING HIM?]

I...Not like I care. I mean-

Unicorns don't live in libraries. C'mon, man.

[kingofthetvworld]

!!

I think it's time to stop asking questions!

[lightningemperor]

It's cause Teddie's stupid. Won't even let me pet him.

Even Yosuke-senpai can pet him.

[kingofthetvworld]

Where the heck did you hear that?

[But we're not going to defend ourselves when it comes to being stupid. Okay.]