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[retractableteeth]

[Have a dragon hunkering down, entire body wiggling in excitement. Or maybe that was because he smells fish. But either way, he's going somewhere soon right? Right?]

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[ruffntumblenut]

Good luck with that dude.

[Throws Toothless a bread roll just to be nice]

[retractableteeth]

[Catches the bread roll then coughs it out and growls at her. Fish, silly human, fish. Not that... whatever that was. But thanks for the luck, whatever that is.]

[ruffntumblenut]

[Sniffs and frowns]

Barf and Belch aren't picky.

*Picks up the coughed up bread and proceeds to eat it. Clearly she's not picky either.*

[retractableteeth]

[Watches, then shrugs and sniffs at her a bit. Does she have a home yet?]

[ruffntumblenut]

Oh yeah I kinda have a place. No one from home there unfortunately but I keep an eye out. Hiccup and I hang out here sometimes.

[retractableteeth]

[Rears up... and sits back on his haunches, smiling as best he can as he's happy to hear that. Well. Maybe not the no one from home being where she is, but that she's not wandering around with no place to call home. And of course the mention of Hiccup earns a particular waggle of his tail.]

[ruffntumblenut]

Plus I got this going on.

[Holds out a hand and lightning bursts from her finger tips and races up her arm. She creates a crackling glowing ball of it hovering in her palm]

Cool right?

[retractableteeth]

[Lurches back onto all fours and sniffs cautiously after a moment, eyes wide in fascination. Oh shiny~ Slinks around her, tail dragging behind him.]

[ruffntumblenut]

Yeah I know. It's totally awesome.

[Throws her hand in the air and the lightning explodes from her palm in a burst spreading in the air. Take that unholy spawn of lightning and terror]

[retractableteeth]

[That's going to get a full body wiggle - oh you're on, human. Hops back a few steps and almost boredly fires a larger blast of lightning. Then looks back at her with a smug little head wiggle.]

[adorablemishap]

Wow! You'rrre surrre a biggerrr drrragon than me!

[Draggy runs up to him excitedly.]

Do you know my big brrrotherrr?

[retractableteeth]

[You're not a kind of dragon he recognizes, but he's going to bound around him, sniffing the air curiously. Brother?]

[adorablemishap]

[Draggy will turn in place to see him the whole way, all smiles. Toothless is different but obviously a dragon.]

[retractableteeth]

[Slinks up just a litttle closer... tries to nose him curiously.]

[adorablemishap]

Hey, you'rrre brrreath tickles!

[Only about the size of a smallish dog, the nosing rolls him right over.]

[here_take_this]

[Have a startled little girl looking at you. Staying back because she's had bad luck with large reptilian things lately in the game she's in.]

[hiccuping]

Toothless!

[ Hiccup beams at his dear friend; a lopsided grin tilts his mouth as he is blatantly trying to hide something behind his back. ]

[retractableteeth]

[Is that a laugh? Why yes it is.]

[retractableteeth]

[Hunches down a little, sniffing the air curiously. Complete with head tilt as if asking what's wrong.]

[retractableteeth]

[Sorry Hiccup, but Toothless is just going to pounce at his human friend, will be careful if he knocks him down. Sort of. Kind of. Maybe?]

I have no appropriate muses to talk to a dragon...

[notjustinthemirror]

[Awwwww it's so cute!!!!! ...... Is what the mun thinks. What this guy thinks is a whole different matter.]

You're a giant blob of goo with eyes. Well thats, an accomplishment in itself isn't it?

[Walking right up to him because he doesn't know what a dragon is.]

XD So?

[retractableteeth]

[Out come sharp teeth in a low, threatening, toothy growl. So what if this dragon doesn't know what all those words mean? All that matters is he feels threatened by this guy.]

And ridiculousness ensues

[notjustinthemirror]

[He growls right back! And while his teeth aren't that impressive in comparison to a DRAGON he does have a lot of shiny metal crap in his mouth. That's sort of the same thing.]

Eyes and teeth. The plot thickens.

The best sort.

[retractableteeth]

[Toothless slinks around, still growling quietly. He's not used to non dragons growling back. What is it? Pauses - Ooo shiny! Wait- changes directions swiftly and charges forward a few steps to see if he can intimidate this thing.]

[notjustinthemirror]

[He isn't intimidated because he doesn't know what this thing is and has no idea it's dangerous. So he just stands there and watches.]

You're kind of fast for sentient Jell-O....... Are you a hallucination?