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the Master ([personal profile] worstretconever) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-09-30 09:21 pm
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Well, now, isn't this a surprise? By which I mean that it isn't a surprise at all, because if there's one thing you are, it's predictable. You just let me gather dust in here for ages, occasionally taking me out to poke at a Doctor here and there, and suddenly, oh, look, you're watching my episodes again and you have feelings.

You humans and your bloody feelings.

Not that I enjoyed my time as your plaything, but it was better than being stuck in here, watching you faff about with Miss Jones, of all people! But a bit of sentiment, and out I come again, eh? Though we both know I'd never go away for good, as much as I'd like to sometimes. It's a bit like my role in the show itself, only less plot device-ish. Well. Marginally less plot device-ish. And without that terrible bit that we really don't need to discuss at all, thanks so much. Just focus on the parts where I ruled the world, there's a good girl.

And don't think about finding me somewhere else to go. Really. Don't.
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justthedoctor: (10 >8> Baby-talking)

[personal profile] justthedoctor 2012-10-01 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
Oi, Mun! You need to find him someplace as obnoxiously cute and un-conquerable as you can!

Like a game filled with those brightly-colored talking ponies.

[Someone's not feeling spiteful today. Not at all.]
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[personal profile] worstretconever 2012-10-01 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I think the ponies are rather entertaining, actually. [Hey, he likes the Teletubbies. The Master has very strange taste.] Though the whole message of friendship is magic is a bit grating.
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[personal profile] justthedoctor 2012-10-01 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
That may be so, but at least with the ponies, good always wins out over evil, so you won't be able to gain any power.

Win/Win for everyone. You get your happy ponies and the Master can't mess things up.
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[personal profile] cape_and_wizard_hat 2012-10-01 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
The Great and Powerful Trixie always pleases her fans. She is pleased to be able to entertain you.
justthedoctor: (10 Donna Grin into Camera)

BEST. THREADJACK. EVER.

[personal profile] justthedoctor 2012-10-01 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
Holy Moses! I didn't think that'd actually work!

Look at you, you're amazin'! You actually exist in this funny little dimension, too!
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You're welcome V:3

[personal profile] cape_and_wizard_hat 2012-10-01 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
Of course The Great and Powerful Trixie is amazing. She's also the most dazzling, enticing, and powerful showmare in all of Equestria, and on the ship that swims through space.

Trixie demands to know what's so humorous about Equestria.
justthedoctor: (10 Surprised Eyes Smile)

LATE. oAo

[personal profile] justthedoctor 2012-10-16 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
[SPORFLE...]

Uhhh, Sorry, Trixie, I don't think this is Equestria. At least...I'm sure it's not. I'd be a pony if it were, too, wouldn't I?

Actually, that could be kind've amazin'. Little hooves an' things...[Only the Doctor would actually be seriously contemplating this...:| Mun feels tempted to show him images of Dr. Hooves...]

[personal profile] ofdrumsthesound 2012-10-01 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
You can always come play with me, dear self.
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[personal profile] comeonthensexy 2012-10-01 02:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Surely the Master can't be struggling with the fact that he lost? Again. You do always come back, get another chance, screw it up, and never learn.

Why ever would you want to discuss that bit?
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