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dear_mun2012-09-30 09:21 pm
worstretconever) wrote in dear_mun2012-09-30 09:21 pm
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Well, now, isn't this a surprise? By which I mean that it isn't a surprise at all, because if there's one thing you are, it's predictable. You just let me gather dust in here for ages, occasionally taking me out to poke at a Doctor here and there, and suddenly, oh, look, you're watching my episodes again and you have feelings.
You humans and your bloody feelings.
Not that I enjoyed my time as your plaything, but it was better than being stuck in here, watching you faff about with Miss Jones, of all people! But a bit of sentiment, and out I come again, eh? Though we both know I'd never go away for good, as much as I'd like to sometimes. It's a bit like my role in the show itself, only less plot device-ish. Well. Marginally less plot device-ish. And without that terrible bit that we really don't need to discuss at all, thanks so much. Just focus on the parts where I ruled the world, there's a good girl.
And don't think about finding me somewhere else to go. Really. Don't.
You humans and your bloody feelings.
Not that I enjoyed my time as your plaything, but it was better than being stuck in here, watching you faff about with Miss Jones, of all people! But a bit of sentiment, and out I come again, eh? Though we both know I'd never go away for good, as much as I'd like to sometimes. It's a bit like my role in the show itself, only less plot device-ish. Well. Marginally less plot device-ish. And without that terrible bit that we really don't need to discuss at all, thanks so much. Just focus on the parts where I ruled the world, there's a good girl.
And don't think about finding me somewhere else to go. Really. Don't.