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[iwasinpakistan]

"Toss me in and see what happens"? Are you serious? That's not a plan. That's what someone with no idea what they're doin' says when you ask them if they've got a plan.

Yeah, well, that's easy for you to say. You're not the one who's gonna be stuck in the friggin' future.

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[iwasinpakistan]

Hell if I know. She keeps tossing around "lone canon warrior," whatever the hell that means. Apparently she doesn't see this as a problem.

[distinctive_guy]

The lone warrior bit? Okay, yeah, that does sound a bit cool... I started like that too. Y'see, there was this island in the middle of nowhere... With a coupla monsters, and it...

[Realizing he was getting off topic, he scowls and returns to it.]

Seriously? The future? What are you gonna do in the future!?

[iwasinpakistan]

Oh, that's the best part. See, I'm gonna be stuck in the future, except when the powers-that-be send me back into the past to fight their wars for them. Because that makes sense and isn't something a lunatic would come up with.

[distinctive_guy]

What?

No! No, that does not make the vaguest point of sense! So you're gonna be time travelin' back and forth to fight?

[iwasinpakistan]

Armed with a [Airquotes are a go] "sentient weapon," whatever the hell that might mean.

[distinctive_guy]

Sounds like somethin' from Hardison's movies. [Grimace.] How far in the past?

[iwasinpakistan]

Dunno. Apparently it's all different times and places. Some kind of plan to change the future to their advantage.