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[iwasinpakistan]

"Toss me in and see what happens"? Are you serious? That's not a plan. That's what someone with no idea what they're doin' says when you ask them if they've got a plan.

Yeah, well, that's easy for you to say. You're not the one who's gonna be stuck in the friggin' future.

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[coping]

Think my mun may be sending me there. Something about the weaponry is supposed to be appealing.

[iwasinpakistan]

This girl's apparently excited about the setting. Which, you know, good for her. She doesn't have to actually be stuck in it.

[coping]

I'd say fight back, but in this case there's not much to fight back with.

[iwasinpakistan]

Yeah, it's a little hard to hit someone who's a disembodied presence guiding your every action. Trust me. I've tried.

[coping]

It's yet to get that far, but if you can't control the outcome, control the situation.

[iwasinpakistan]

That's my plan. Unlike certain muns I could name, I've actually got a plan.

[coping]

I can understand that. Mine still doesn't know if I'm even going there.

[naltorian]

What's wrong with the friggin' future?

oh my god a Nura!

[iwasinpakistan]

Not a thing. The future is just fine by me. It's when the future all of a sudden becomes the present that I start getting itchy.

hi Legion fan

[naltorian]

[yawns.] Sounds pretty simple to me.

[iwasinpakistan]

Well, then, by all means, have at it. I prefer it when the future gets here a day at a time like it's supposed to.

[distinctive_guy]

Future, huh.

How far future?

[iwasinpakistan]

Thirteen hundred years. Thirteen hundred. This is apparently this nutty chick's idea of a good time.

[distinctive_guy]

Thir—

Thirteen hundred!?

That's not right man, that's just... Will Hardison be there?

[iwasinpakistan]

Hell if I know. She keeps tossing around "lone canon warrior," whatever the hell that means. Apparently she doesn't see this as a problem.

[distinctive_guy]

The lone warrior bit? Okay, yeah, that does sound a bit cool... I started like that too. Y'see, there was this island in the middle of nowhere... With a coupla monsters, and it...

[Realizing he was getting off topic, he scowls and returns to it.]

Seriously? The future? What are you gonna do in the future!?

[iwasinpakistan]

Oh, that's the best part. See, I'm gonna be stuck in the future, except when the powers-that-be send me back into the past to fight their wars for them. Because that makes sense and isn't something a lunatic would come up with.

[distinctive_guy]

What?

No! No, that does not make the vaguest point of sense! So you're gonna be time travelin' back and forth to fight?

[iwasinpakistan]

Armed with a [Airquotes are a go] "sentient weapon," whatever the hell that might mean.

[distinctive_guy]

Sounds like somethin' from Hardison's movies. [Grimace.] How far in the past?

[iwasinpakistan]

Dunno. Apparently it's all different times and places. Some kind of plan to change the future to their advantage.