earth's greatest heroes (no) i swear this log is way more serious than it sounds

[goodsoldier]

Yes, why don't I get into a bar fight with Wolverine and Schrödinger's Batman on my side? That sounds great. Who knew it would end with Wolverine jumping into a fucking ravine with a psychotic lizardman clinging to his legs, and Not Batman At All and me leaping off a sheer cliff at an almost certainly fatal height to escape corrupt flying police into a sea full of screaming eels?

To be fair, I'm okay with most of that. That's more or less a day in the life. But I've technically been aware of if not actually known That Guy for literally months, months which I spent denying the possibility he was Batman, and he's Batman. Why would you fucking do that? What could you possibly get out of — you know what, fuck it. I don't know and neither do you.

We're not having a slap fight. I think my arm's fractured, so he'd win.

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[hollowman]

Your mistake was mildly opening up your connection to Bruce Wayne. And I'm forever in your dept for that much. Though my fixation with Bruce Wayne will always always come first. Though apparently, that's something we both have in common.

o tommy ;'(

[goodsoldier]

Yes, this mistake has certainly come back to haunt me oh wait I don't give a fuck how much grief you give him. The face thing is creepy, yeah, but believe me, if I had a problem with you heavy breathing all over his life, you'd know. Though honestly, Selina is a lot meaner than I am.