earth's greatest heroes (no) i swear this log is way more serious than it sounds

[goodsoldier]

Yes, why don't I get into a bar fight with Wolverine and Schrödinger's Batman on my side? That sounds great. Who knew it would end with Wolverine jumping into a fucking ravine with a psychotic lizardman clinging to his legs, and Not Batman At All and me leaping off a sheer cliff at an almost certainly fatal height to escape corrupt flying police into a sea full of screaming eels?

To be fair, I'm okay with most of that. That's more or less a day in the life. But I've technically been aware of if not actually known That Guy for literally months, months which I spent denying the possibility he was Batman, and he's Batman. Why would you fucking do that? What could you possibly get out of — you know what, fuck it. I don't know and neither do you.

We're not having a slap fight. I think my arm's fractured, so he'd win.