earth's greatest heroes (no) i swear this log is way more serious than it sounds

[goodsoldier]

Yes, why don't I get into a bar fight with Wolverine and Schrödinger's Batman on my side? That sounds great. Who knew it would end with Wolverine jumping into a fucking ravine with a psychotic lizardman clinging to his legs, and Not Batman At All and me leaping off a sheer cliff at an almost certainly fatal height to escape corrupt flying police into a sea full of screaming eels?

To be fair, I'm okay with most of that. That's more or less a day in the life. But I've technically been aware of if not actually known That Guy for literally months, months which I spent denying the possibility he was Batman, and he's Batman. Why would you fucking do that? What could you possibly get out of — you know what, fuck it. I don't know and neither do you.

We're not having a slap fight. I think my arm's fractured, so he'd win.

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[notlikeanyone]

[WHAT HE WAS EXPECTING JERKINESS, HE'S UNSURE WHAT IS GOING ON HERE.]

Yeah, I have, I just wasn't sure that was a deliberate reference.

And that's - eugh, that's gross. [SAID... SYMPATHETICALLY? They've all had really gross things gooped all over their clothes, okay, he's been there.]

[goodsoldier]

[EEL BRAINS HAVE NEUTRALIZED HIS NATURAL ANTIPATHY or, okay, no it hasn't, but it is taking up all his attention. None can be spared for Tim, who has never gone up his nose.]

It tasted like death. It may have gotten in my eyes. I am so over this place.

[notlikeanyone]

[... No he has not. He has also never cornered anyone in the toilets.]

Eww. At least you can wash it off in the ocean? ... No, wait, in that place that might be worse, don't do that.