i need to play this asshole more

[greenskull]

HELLO. YOu'VE JOINED ME JuST IN TIME. FOR A FuCKING GAME.
TO YOuR SuRPISE IT ISN'T A SMuT KIND. AT LEAST NOT THE ONE YOu'RE THINKING OF.
WE ARE GOING TO PLAY A HuMAN GAME CALLED "SIMON SAYS."
IN THIS GAME. IT'S YOuR JOB TO DO EXACTLY AS I SAY. *EXACTLY.*
THERE WILL BE TWO ENDS TO THIS. A GOOD END. AND BAD.
IF YOu GET THE BAD END. THERE WILL BE A BRILLIANT PLOT TWIST IN WHICH I MuRDER YOu.

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[shippingfeels]

(^・o・^)ノ < THEN I WILL PLAY AS THE SIMON WITH MEW!
(=^ω^=) < SIMON SAYS YOU WRITE ME A FANFIC ABOUT THE PURRECIOUS ROSE HUMAN AND LITTLE MARYAM!!!!!!!!! A GOOD ONE!!!

1/2

[greenskull]

EXCuSE ME. YOu DuMB BITCH. I THINK YOu MISSED THE WHOLE ENTIRE POINT THAT. I WILL BE THE ONE GIVING ORDERS.

2/2

[greenskull]

HOWEVER! YOu HAVE INSPIRED WITH SuCH A SCANDALOuS SHIP. SO I WILL BEGIN.

THE ROSE HuMAN. AND THE KANAYA TROLL ARE IN A HuMAN MARRIAGE RELATIONSHIP IN THIS STORY.
KANAYA IS DOING THAT SLuTTY GESTuRE WHERE YOu BLOW A KISS???
ROSE DANCES WITH EXCITEMENT.
AND BEGINS TO SING TO KANAY: "WHO ARE YOu GONNA CALL? GHOSTBuSTERS!"

[shippingfeels]

(^・_・^) < .........
(=^・ェ・^=) < WELL, WE ALL HAVE TO START SOMEWHERE.
(=^・ω・^=) < ALSO WHAT IS A MARRIAGE RELATIONSHIP?

[greenskull]

IT IS A RELATIONSHIP FILLED WITH AFFECTIONATE AND *ENDEARING* EMOTIONS.
A DISGuSTING EMOTION!
IN SOME WEDDING RELATIONSHIPS. THE MATES WILL GIVE BIRTH TO AN OFFSPRING.
AND THEN EVENTuALLY EAT IT. HAA HAA!

[swimsuit]

I...don't think anyone would willingly play a game like that, though, would they?

[This guy can't be serious, anyway! Nobody would just kill someone over a game. Hopefully.]

[greenskull]

AS IF THEY HAVE A CHOICE.
THE GAME. IT'S STARTING NOW. WE'RE MAKING THIS HAPPEN.
SIMON SAYS...!
TO TELL ME YOuR NAME.

[swimsuit]

Wha-- But I didn't agree to this!!

Aoi Asahina...what's yours?

[greenskull]

AOI? WHAT AN INTERESTING NAME.
NO. TELLING YOu MY NAME WOuLD BE BREAKING THE RuLES.
AS FOR NOW. YOu WILL ADDRESS ME AS SIMON.
uNDERSTAND??

[docfoul]

Very well.
What shall I do, Simon?

[greenskull]

uGH. HAS ANYONE EVER TOLD YOu. HOW ANNOYING YOuR TEXT IS?
SIMON SAYS TO WRITE ME A STORY.

[docfoul]

Yes.
I don't have to write you a story. I already have countless tales ready to be told: of triumph and defeat, of love and of murder.
You need only choose.

[gundamkind]

[ Oh jeez. ]

If you want people to draw you porn you should just fucking ask, dude.

[greenskull]

BuT THAT'S THE THING.
I'M NOT ASKING FOR ART. I'M ASKING FOR OTHER THINGS.
YOu WILL PLAY ALONG. SIMON SAYS TO GIVE ME. ONE OF YOuR VuLGAR HuMAN "HIGH FIVES??"
AND MAKE SuRE IT HuRTS.

[gundamkind]

Ok. You're asking for people to get you off.

[ But that's all he offers up on the subject. He holds up a hand and gestures for Caliborn to do the same. ]

[greenskull]

"GET ME OFF???"
I THINK YOu MEAN. I'M HAVING THEM PLAY A GAME THAT LEADS TO THEIR DEATH.

[ reaching his claw up to give dirk a highfive
I HOPE YOU LIKE THEM HARD ]

[cheerub]

yoUr name isn't simon :u

[greenskull]

WHO CARES.
YOu WILL CALL ME SIMON.
SIMON SAYS TO SHuT. YOuR FuCKING MOuTH.

[cheerub]

oh, bUt i am typing brother dear.
how do yoU expect me to shUt my moUth
when it is already shUt?
^u^

[epicpoetry]

if it's a game that *yoU're* playing, there will be absolUtely nothing except for a bad end!

[greenskull]

MAYHAPS.
BuT WHO GIVES A FuCK. NOT ME.
YOuRE NOT ALLOWED TO PLAY THIS GAME.

[epicpoetry]

as thoUgh i woUld even *want* to play by yoUr twisted rUles! any game of yoUrs is UndoUbtedly certain to be fUll of treachery and deceit, if not oUtright cheating!

[serm9n]

I d9n't even kn9w where t9 6egin.

[greenskull]

THAT'S BECAuSE I HAVE NOT.
GIVEN YOu AN ORDER YET.

[serm9n]

We can start there. N9t 9nly is y9ur insistence up9n su6missi9n seri9usly damaging t9 any s9rt 9f c9nducive dial9g, which 9f c9urse requires that all its mem6ers treat each 9ther with respect and equality, 6ut it c9uld p9tentially 6e triggering t9 any9ne wh9 was su6jected t9 a d9minating experience, traumatic 9r n9n-traumatic, n9t t9 menti9n y9ur su6sequent usage 9f harsh and invective-filled language t9wards even th9se wh9 acquiesce 9r f9r that matter y9ur very triggering menti9n 9f death, let al9ne a death threat, which is a su6ject 9f em9ti9nal disc9mf9rt even f9r th9se wh9 have n9t been thr9ugh such an experience.

[#TW #D/s #harsh and invective-filled language #death #death threats #s9me pe9ple just d9n't get it]