i need to play this asshole more

[greenskull]

HELLO. YOu'VE JOINED ME JuST IN TIME. FOR A FuCKING GAME.
TO YOuR SuRPISE IT ISN'T A SMuT KIND. AT LEAST NOT THE ONE YOu'RE THINKING OF.
WE ARE GOING TO PLAY A HuMAN GAME CALLED "SIMON SAYS."
IN THIS GAME. IT'S YOuR JOB TO DO EXACTLY AS I SAY. *EXACTLY.*
THERE WILL BE TWO ENDS TO THIS. A GOOD END. AND BAD.
IF YOu GET THE BAD END. THERE WILL BE A BRILLIANT PLOT TWIST IN WHICH I MuRDER YOu.

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[shippingfeels]

(^・o・^)ノ < THEN I WILL PLAY AS THE SIMON WITH MEW!
(=^ω^=) < SIMON SAYS YOU WRITE ME A FANFIC ABOUT THE PURRECIOUS ROSE HUMAN AND LITTLE MARYAM!!!!!!!!! A GOOD ONE!!!

1/2

[greenskull]

EXCuSE ME. YOu DuMB BITCH. I THINK YOu MISSED THE WHOLE ENTIRE POINT THAT. I WILL BE THE ONE GIVING ORDERS.

2/2

[greenskull]

HOWEVER! YOu HAVE INSPIRED WITH SuCH A SCANDALOuS SHIP. SO I WILL BEGIN.

THE ROSE HuMAN. AND THE KANAYA TROLL ARE IN A HuMAN MARRIAGE RELATIONSHIP IN THIS STORY.
KANAYA IS DOING THAT SLuTTY GESTuRE WHERE YOu BLOW A KISS???
ROSE DANCES WITH EXCITEMENT.
AND BEGINS TO SING TO KANAY: "WHO ARE YOu GONNA CALL? GHOSTBuSTERS!"

[shippingfeels]

(^・_・^) < .........
(=^・ェ・^=) < WELL, WE ALL HAVE TO START SOMEWHERE.
(=^・ω・^=) < ALSO WHAT IS A MARRIAGE RELATIONSHIP?

[greenskull]

IT IS A RELATIONSHIP FILLED WITH AFFECTIONATE AND *ENDEARING* EMOTIONS.
A DISGuSTING EMOTION!
IN SOME WEDDING RELATIONSHIPS. THE MATES WILL GIVE BIRTH TO AN OFFSPRING.
AND THEN EVENTuALLY EAT IT. HAA HAA!

[swimsuit]

I...don't think anyone would willingly play a game like that, though, would they?

[This guy can't be serious, anyway! Nobody would just kill someone over a game. Hopefully.]

[greenskull]

AS IF THEY HAVE A CHOICE.
THE GAME. IT'S STARTING NOW. WE'RE MAKING THIS HAPPEN.
SIMON SAYS...!
TO TELL ME YOuR NAME.

[swimsuit]

Wha-- But I didn't agree to this!!

Aoi Asahina...what's yours?

[greenskull]

AOI? WHAT AN INTERESTING NAME.
NO. TELLING YOu MY NAME WOuLD BE BREAKING THE RuLES.
AS FOR NOW. YOu WILL ADDRESS ME AS SIMON.
uNDERSTAND??

[swimsuit]

Oh! I didn't know that was apart of the rules. So what's next Si--
Hey, wait! I can't call you by that name, you didn't say Simon Says!

1/2

[greenskull]

uGH. FINE.
SIMON SAYS TO CALL ME SIMON.

2/2

[greenskull]

DID WE GET THAT OuT OF THE WAY? GOOD.
NOW SIMON SAYS FOR. YOu TO DO SOMETHING PORNOGRAPHIC.
YESSSSSSSSS...
SOMETHING SO FILTHY AND VuLGAR.

SIMON SAYS.
OH FuCK. I CAN'T SAY IT!!
SIMON SAYS TO HOLD MY FuCKING HAND.
DO IT!! DO IT NOW YOu SuLT.

1/2

[swimsuit]

P-Pornographic?!

2/2

[swimsuit]

...Huh? That's it? I guess I can do that.

[Here you go Caliborn, have a hand reaching out to you. Thankfully his idea of pornographic isn't anything like Fukawa from school's...Asahina'd never live that down.]

I was afraid you were going to ask something way worse!

[docfoul]

Very well.
What shall I do, Simon?

[gundamkind]

[ Oh jeez. ]

If you want people to draw you porn you should just fucking ask, dude.

[cheerub]

yoUr name isn't simon :u

[epicpoetry]

if it's a game that *yoU're* playing, there will be absolUtely nothing except for a bad end!

Re: 2/2

[greenskull]

[ HOLDING HER HAND ]

YESSS.
LOOK HOW OuR SKIN TOuCHES IN THE MOST. *TENDER WAY.*
SIMON SAYS TO SQuEEZE MY HAND.
DO IT.

[greenskull]

uGH. HAS ANYONE EVER TOLD YOu. HOW ANNOYING YOuR TEXT IS?
SIMON SAYS TO WRITE ME A STORY.

[greenskull]

BuT THAT'S THE THING.
I'M NOT ASKING FOR ART. I'M ASKING FOR OTHER THINGS.
YOu WILL PLAY ALONG. SIMON SAYS TO GIVE ME. ONE OF YOuR VuLGAR HuMAN "HIGH FIVES??"
AND MAKE SuRE IT HuRTS.

[greenskull]

WHO CARES.
YOu WILL CALL ME SIMON.
SIMON SAYS TO SHuT. YOuR FuCKING MOuTH.

[greenskull]

MAYHAPS.
BuT WHO GIVES A FuCK. NOT ME.
YOuRE NOT ALLOWED TO PLAY THIS GAME.

[gundamkind]

Ok. You're asking for people to get you off.

[ But that's all he offers up on the subject. He holds up a hand and gestures for Caliborn to do the same. ]

[greenskull]

"GET ME OFF???"
I THINK YOu MEAN. I'M HAVING THEM PLAY A GAME THAT LEADS TO THEIR DEATH.

[ reaching his claw up to give dirk a highfive
I HOPE YOU LIKE THEM HARD ]