#voice-testing #tw: cronus

[thetrollwholived]

dear mundane,

it looks like ivwe been unfairly blamed for that talk i had vwith mituna the other day, as if i said anything to him evweryone else vwasnt already thinking. and believwe me, it's not evwen that i dont like the guy. i meant it vwhen i told him i felt like i could actually talk to him, and thats pretty rare considering howv many jerks have turned out to be in our crewv. just compare him to his moirail and already youvwe got one jerk and one re... guy vwho needs some extra help. but its really hard not to flip out at him wvhen he makes it so easy with that back and forth act of his. at least hes funny vwhen hes spazzing out for no reason, but then he decides to go all demure vwhenevwer he messes me up, as if thats some magical get out of trouble free pass vwhen vwe all knowv magic doesnt exist. im pretty sure on alternia it vwould be against the LAWV for me to evwen think about apologizing to him, but here i am, considering it just like anyone else vwould despite the incident not being my fault.

heavwy is the crowvn some vwould say but im not complaining because hes my friend and easy on the eyes if you knowv vwhat i mean. the helmet doesnt help but he vwont listen to me on that one. no one really seems to take my advwice, i guess im just not pushy enough about it to get their attention. or maybe they think im too sensitivwe to come up vwith something incredible. ill have to talk vwith kankri about it and havwe a thinktank about what privwileges they may be letting get in the vway of realizing how helpful ivwe been all this time.

thanks for listening--

oh. great. shes gone.

[The fact that shouldn't be possible when the mun is the one writing this doesn't really matter. Cronus' player refuses to deal with this garbage.]

Comments

[biwinning]

nope.

[lockjaw]

[biwinning]

what.

[lockjaw]

[biwinning]

ii don't even know what you're tryiing two 2ay here but ok 2ure dude whatever.

[lockjaw]

[biwinning]

wow don't 2hrug at me liike ii'm the one makiing no 2en2e here by beiing way two happy two 2ee 2omeone ii've never met before.
becau2e that'2 you.

[lockjaw]

[biwinning]

2top.

[lockjaw]

[biwinning]

good.
ok.
ii'm goiing now.
go ... have fun wiith miiracle2 or whatever iindiigo2 do.

[thetrollwholived]

oh, hey, you must be mitunas descendent! kankris shouty lil mini me mentioned you a couple times.

[biwinning]

don't care diidn't even read iit ii'm liiterally ju2t here two 2ay "nope 2top iit go away" and now ii'm done.
ii already hate pretty much every 2iingle one of you.
and am begiinniing two hate feferii a liittle for even iintroduciing the dream bubble2 iintwo the piicture.
ff do you hear thii2.
look what you've wrought.

[thetrollwholived]

i dont vwant to get off on the vwrong foot here so let me tell you that the extraordinarily civwil discussion betwveen your ancestor and myself is more or less resolvwed.
im almost sure he'll be ready to forgivwe me by the time i track him dowvn, and ivwe already forgivwen him a long time ago for not alwvays being there for me.
so if that vwas bothering you, you really dont need to vworry about it anymore!

[biwinning]

...
can you kiill 2omeone who'2 already dead...

[thetrollwholived]

i nevwer once thought about killing the poor guy! thats cold stuff mate.

[biwinning]

holy fuck no.
no no 2top no.

[thetrollwholived]

i mean he gets on my nervwes once in a vwhile but the other half of the time hes a great chum of mine. you must be really loyal to your vwaterdwvelling rulers if youd go that far for me

[biwinning]

what the ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU TALKIING ABOUT.
no.
nevermiind.
ii don't want TWO FUCKIING KNOW 2TOP TALKIING FOREVER.

keywords

[thetrollwholived]

oh i get it nowv.
youre intimidated.

wow

[biwinning]

NO.

[necronomicod]

)(eyyyyy
Don't try to clam t)(is s)(it on me! 38/

[biwinning]

fiine.
you're riight.
iit'2 probably my fault 2omehow anyway.
for programmiing iin dream bubble2 or not takiing them out or whatever.

[necronomicod]

NOP-E.
I t)(ink t)(at t)(e only person w)(ose fault it is...
...is t)(e CR-E-EPY Ampora! 38P

[biwinning]

... ok ii can agree wiith that.