Apparently, professors take a dim view of procrastination and late hours - who knew?

[whatisreality]

You worked some on my app. Would you like a prize for that meager amount of writing? What did I say about excuses or extensions? No, you spent your weekend working on some fanvid instead of writing that app. Do you really consider that a wise use of time? I mean, sure, writing an application for a fictional character in a roleplaying game isn't exactly going to put money in the bank but at least it involves writing and researching. I can appreciate that. This, this 'fanvidding' of yours, though? Repeatedly blasting the same song in you ears for hours on end so you can match up clips is just ridiculous. Get me into a game and then you can do whatever you want with your free time.

Speaking of free time - free time is not considered 5am. Go. To. BED. And don't even start with me on what I did as a college student. I'm not one anymore and neither are you. Sleep. NOW.

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Your icon there? Brought this comment on. xD

[whatisreality]

Okay, so you're smart and I'm dumb. Glad we have that established.

[ And it is at that point at his gaze wanders and wow - nice shirt. And chest. Yup, that's a nice rack.

All that talk of kinky sex earlier - ugh, it's as bad as when Stimulus Package girl was at her peak and then he was forced to go to that stupid gala. And he wasn't even going to THINK about Lewicki -

And of course he just did. Dammit. Brain bleach. There will never be enough. ]

Rotf. Oops. Be glad it wasn't a gif? I'm a straight chick and get distracted every time

[yourflyisunzipped]

It's usually best to get that taken care of early on.

[She nods with a faux somberness that changes into amusement once more as she sees his gaze shift.

He's off in his own head again, and she settles in to see how long the trip will be this time. People watching is a hobby of hers, after all.

The look gains some wryness as she sees what looks to be distaste or some other such emotion cross his face after a beat or two. Both brows lift as she cocks her head to look at him expectantly.]

Not dumb, but definitely distracted. What's on your mind, slick? I'm trying to decide whether or not I should be offended.

He may be crazy from the neck up but from the waist down he is perfectly healthy LOL

[whatisreality]

Huh?

[ Don't mind him. ]

Oh. Nothing. Nothing. For some reason a rather unpleasant memory of me walking in on my teaching assistant getting his... [ air quotes ] freak on with one of my students surfaced in my mind. I didn't witness the act itself but it was more than enough seeing him running around my kitchen in his boxers and socks and her in nothing but a bed sheet.

[ Hey, it was part of the truth. ]

[Everyone BUT Daniel gets laid in that episode. xD]

Love that scene. And yet another reason I'm gonna miss Natalie (*if* she gone for good).

[yourflyisunzipped]

Boys will be boys. Although why this boy was being a boy in your kitchen does raise a few questions.

[The use of air quotes had gotten a quirk of a grin, and she had let the expectant look fade into a the smile. Explanation accepted.

So, tell me professor--and it is professor, right?--does cleavage usually make you think of your TAs exploits or was this just a one time thing?

[Or not accepted. At this point, she may be attempting to induce flailing intentionally. There's definite mischief in her gaze, though she keeps both words and expression completely casual.]


[I dunno man. All systems were go with madam benefactor and Daniel didn't seem too displeased at the prospect.]

[whatisreality]

What's that supposed to mean? He lives upstairs. In return for some house keeping I let him live up there. Makes it easier for me to yell at him to get back to checking papers.

[Smirk. It is entirely possibly he is taking a moment to savor his own joke and her reaction to it.]

Yes - professor... and doctor.

[His cheeky demeanor evaporates.]

God, I hope it's a one time thing. Otherwise, you have just ruined breasts forever for me.

[Very true. I wish we had gotten a little more info on that just because I would have liked to see Daniel 'play his cards right'.]

[yourflyisunzipped]

[Probably not the reaction he was going for as his words cause Donna to have a mental image of living with Harvey. She shudders but recovers quickly.]

That explains his access to your kitchen, but still not why he didn't pick a better place. Like the library. That's what you do in college.

[She gives a nod of recognition at the revelation that he's a doctor but whatever she would have said is cut off as she laughs outright and shakes her head.]

Oh no. You will not be blaming me for ruining breasts for you. That was all your doing, Danny boy.

[You know how writers are. They're a bunch of teases. So it's up to us to decide.]

[whatisreality]

The main event was going on in his room. He came downstairs when I got home to yell at him for not dropping lecture notes off at my office.

[beat]

At least I hope it was going on in his room. If it happened anywhere else...

[scowl]

He and I are going to have a talk about this later.

My doing? Oh, no. No, no, no, no. I would never do such a cruel thing to myself.

[Oddly enough, all that comes out completely serious. Daniel IS serious. Breasts are serious business. Just because he is usually withdrawn and quiet outside the classroom didn't mean he didn't have a healthy appreciation for the fairer sex. That was the upside to having been 'normal' for the majority of his teen years - he got some time to fully appreciate women. Now? Anymore? If he believed in God he might as well sign up for the priesthood.]

[Yessss... Although, I tend to fall on the side of being mean to Daniel and imagining his fail at all things related to sex most of the time. xD]

[yourflyisunzipped]

[Smirking, she lets out a pitying sigh.]

Poor kid. Should've just chosen the library. It's usually a good idea to stick with the classics.

[Donna is shaking her head before he's even finished talking.]

Yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Those were your thoughts that jumped on that train. [she crosses her hands in front of her, similar to a referee calling an out at the plate and and then raises as if backing away from the whole thing.] I had nothing to do with it.

[Heh. Poor Daniel, no nookie for him.]

[whatisreality]

Sticking to the classics - nice.

[Daniel gives her a frustrated look. Rather like the look a child gives when they can't get their way. It might be endearing or aggravating depending on how she feels about men who are pushing 50 acting like 10-year-olds. Just sayin'.]

Lady, you have no idea what kind of stuff I have rolling around in my head. That one? With Lewicki? Ranks high on the list of stuff I wish I could wipe away the memory of. Your cleavage helped bring it back up. Ergo - your fault.

[Flawless logic]

[Never - I just see someone getting annoyed with his quirks and finally putting their hands up and saying, "That's it. Bangin' you ain't worth the hassle!" Daniel would end up sabotaging all his chances at nookie.]

[yourflyisunzipped]

Hey, they're classics for a reason.

[It takes a lot to aggravate Donna. Besides she sees men behaving like children every day, just get Harvey and Louis in a room together. So, she merely gives her head yet another shake, ever patient.]

Not a clue, you're right. But I do know it's a good thing you decided to become a doctor instead of a lawyer, because that argument would never hold up in court.

My cleavage and I were sitting here minding our own business. I didn't make you look, I don't control your thoughts, and I don't even known this Lewicki. Three strikes. You're out.

[So now I want to see this happen on screen at least once. I mean, I'd feel bad for him, but...]

[whatisreality]

Lewicki is my teaching assistant - the guy who lives upstairs.

Wait. So your cleavage is now its own entity?

[See? I put the idea in your head. Muwahahahahaha! Daniel - failing at getting laid LIEK A BOSS. Also? This conversation between Donna and Daniel - I don't even know and I claim no responsibility for it. LOL!!!]

[yourflyisunzipped]

I know that now. I didn't when you were having that unfortunate flashback.

If they can be assigned blame for something, why not?

[She lifts a brow, challenging him to say otherwise. Nevermind she doesn't actually believe it herself.]


[It's a pretty awesome idea. Now, if only you could plant it in one of the writers' heads. That'd be way more effective. And yeah, they're weird. It amuses me that he was flustered when talking about the sex island but her cleavage is fair game.]

[whatisreality]

[Daniel seems to ponder this for awhile before finally giving a shrug of, "Why the hell not?"]

So what do you do for a living?

[I do what I can. And I think it has to do with body parts - body parts he can mock and converse about. But sex? Sex, for him now, involves a closeness he hasn't been comfortable with in a long time. My headcanon - take it for what it's worth.]

[yourflyisunzipped]

[Donna smirks. She counts this as a win, just for the record.]

Well, I work as a legal secretary at a firm in New York. But I think most people would agree that what I do is be awesome. It's worked pretty well for me so far.

[Makes sense. Especially since Donna here is a stranger. Still funny though. They just had an 8 tag conversation about her boobs.]