Apparently, professors take a dim view of procrastination and late hours - who knew?

[whatisreality]

You worked some on my app. Would you like a prize for that meager amount of writing? What did I say about excuses or extensions? No, you spent your weekend working on some fanvid instead of writing that app. Do you really consider that a wise use of time? I mean, sure, writing an application for a fictional character in a roleplaying game isn't exactly going to put money in the bank but at least it involves writing and researching. I can appreciate that. This, this 'fanvidding' of yours, though? Repeatedly blasting the same song in you ears for hours on end so you can match up clips is just ridiculous. Get me into a game and then you can do whatever you want with your free time.

Speaking of free time - free time is not considered 5am. Go. To. BED. And don't even start with me on what I did as a college student. I'm not one anymore and neither are you. Sleep. NOW.

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[yourflyisunzipped]

[Smirking, she lets out a pitying sigh.]

Poor kid. Should've just chosen the library. It's usually a good idea to stick with the classics.

[Donna is shaking her head before he's even finished talking.]

Yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Those were your thoughts that jumped on that train. [she crosses her hands in front of her, similar to a referee calling an out at the plate and and then raises as if backing away from the whole thing.] I had nothing to do with it.

[Heh. Poor Daniel, no nookie for him.]

[whatisreality]

Sticking to the classics - nice.

[Daniel gives her a frustrated look. Rather like the look a child gives when they can't get their way. It might be endearing or aggravating depending on how she feels about men who are pushing 50 acting like 10-year-olds. Just sayin'.]

Lady, you have no idea what kind of stuff I have rolling around in my head. That one? With Lewicki? Ranks high on the list of stuff I wish I could wipe away the memory of. Your cleavage helped bring it back up. Ergo - your fault.

[Flawless logic]

[Never - I just see someone getting annoyed with his quirks and finally putting their hands up and saying, "That's it. Bangin' you ain't worth the hassle!" Daniel would end up sabotaging all his chances at nookie.]

[yourflyisunzipped]

Hey, they're classics for a reason.

[It takes a lot to aggravate Donna. Besides she sees men behaving like children every day, just get Harvey and Louis in a room together. So, she merely gives her head yet another shake, ever patient.]

Not a clue, you're right. But I do know it's a good thing you decided to become a doctor instead of a lawyer, because that argument would never hold up in court.

My cleavage and I were sitting here minding our own business. I didn't make you look, I don't control your thoughts, and I don't even known this Lewicki. Three strikes. You're out.

[So now I want to see this happen on screen at least once. I mean, I'd feel bad for him, but...]

[whatisreality]

Lewicki is my teaching assistant - the guy who lives upstairs.

Wait. So your cleavage is now its own entity?

[See? I put the idea in your head. Muwahahahahaha! Daniel - failing at getting laid LIEK A BOSS. Also? This conversation between Donna and Daniel - I don't even know and I claim no responsibility for it. LOL!!!]

[yourflyisunzipped]

I know that now. I didn't when you were having that unfortunate flashback.

If they can be assigned blame for something, why not?

[She lifts a brow, challenging him to say otherwise. Nevermind she doesn't actually believe it herself.]


[It's a pretty awesome idea. Now, if only you could plant it in one of the writers' heads. That'd be way more effective. And yeah, they're weird. It amuses me that he was flustered when talking about the sex island but her cleavage is fair game.]

[whatisreality]

[Daniel seems to ponder this for awhile before finally giving a shrug of, "Why the hell not?"]

So what do you do for a living?

[I do what I can. And I think it has to do with body parts - body parts he can mock and converse about. But sex? Sex, for him now, involves a closeness he hasn't been comfortable with in a long time. My headcanon - take it for what it's worth.]

[yourflyisunzipped]

[Donna smirks. She counts this as a win, just for the record.]

Well, I work as a legal secretary at a firm in New York. But I think most people would agree that what I do is be awesome. It's worked pretty well for me so far.

[Makes sense. Especially since Donna here is a stranger. Still funny though. They just had an 8 tag conversation about her boobs.]