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[fearmylaserface]

...

You really think you can handle my awesomeness enough to put in a reserve?  Come on, mun.  I think I'd rather be dealing with my alien worshipers again.

Especially with the kinds of things you are known for doing to your...  toys.

Don't know which is worse.  You or Allison.  Which is another point...  The place has how many fucking Freelancers?  And none of them is her?  Wonderful.  Even got Gigantor there.  And please tell me you're joking about the humanizing thing...

You aren't, are you?

Then again, there are some good sides to having a human body.

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[fractured_warrior]

[PLEASED GROWLING AND GRABBY HANDS.]

[fearmylaserface]

Hey. Seriously. Grabby dude, knock it off. [moving the dodge those hands]

I know I'm shiny, but not yours.

[fractured_warrior]

[Irritated grumble. Get over here.]

[He's jumping to try and grab onto Epsilon.]

[fearmylaserface]

Hey. Down. No. Bad dog. Seriously.

[startled yelp as the Meta brushes him] Stop it.

[fractured_warrior]

[Oh oh he almost had him. :| Snarling in agitation, pacing underneath him, GET IN HIS HEAD ALREADY. ]

[fearmylaserface]

Dude, seriously. You kiss your mother with that mouth, asshole?

Go away. I don't want to have to float up here forever. [Well, more like he knows he'll run out of energy eventually.]

[fractured_warrior]

[It would be a miracle if Maine were even able to rememeber his mother, at this point.]

[He continues to pace, keeping as close to Epsilon as he can get and periodically lunging if the ball floats too close, always growling.]

[fearmylaserface]

I know I'm awesome and shiny. Back off, man.

[Umm, that might have been too much of a dip in his floating for safety right there]

[likeahex]

What, you'd rather be a floating metal ball?

[fearmylaserface]

Tex? Is that really you?

And no, a human body would be nice. But considering what's likely to happen when Gigantor over there realizes he can't use me...

[likeahex]

No, it's Caboose.

Of course it's me.

I'm stuck in a town that turns most people human too. Annoying place, but having a body is nice.

[When the town isn't causing them bodily harm that is.]

Him? Yeah, that won't be good. What are you going to do?

[Since she isn't there to deal with your problems for you and all.]

[fearmylaserface]

Missed you.

And I don't know. I think I'm still hoping I can sweet talk her into not doing it right now. But she's more of a bitch than you are. [Totally not thinking there.]

[likeahex]

[Yup. Totally Church.]

And that involves you being able to sweet talk anyone.

[fearmylaserface]

Hey, I had those aliens worshiping me. How hard can it be to sweet talk a bitch mun?

[likeahex]

You didn't actually "do" anything to get them to worship you.

...You're going to fail. Miserably.

[The most supportive girlfriend.]

[fearmylaserface]

Sure I did. It was tough work keeping them interested. [Yea. Tough work reading an inkjet printer manual to them.]

Just need to make her realize that I'm just too amazing for her to handle.

LORD HACKNSACK OF THE ROUNDALOTS.

[sarcasticpelican]

Your awesomeness?
Im guessing someone has a bit of an ego.

Of course. LOL, guess who :P

[fearmylaserface]

Ego? Nah. I'm really that great. You should ask my alien worshipers.

Uh...I'm going to guess True. That sounds like the correct answer. >.>

[sarcasticpelican]

[oh she doesnt believe him at all. Poor Epsilon...]

Alien Worshippers?
[snarkometer for this next sentence is off the charts.] I'm sure they worship your large size and handsome face.



What even are you?

No. Let's just say this is the third version of this guy I play now. :P

[fearmylaserface]

No. They worship me because they worship technology for some fucked up reason. But that's beside the point.

I don't know. Caboose put me into this thing.

...<3. When I get home tomorrow I'm going straight to my computer. And Skype. I miss y'all.

[sarcasticpelican]

It's not really beside the point if you use it to describe how awesome you are, though.

[She's amused. Not everyday you talk to a floating bowling ball with a big ego. ]

So you don't know what you are? How is your ego this big without even knowing what you have a big ego about?

:D Looking forward to it.

[fearmylaserface]

It totally is.

Hey. I know what I am. I'm an AI. An awesome one. I don't know what Caboose put me into. And he's kind of dumb.

Re: :D Looking forward to it.

[sarcasticpelican]

You're the one whi brought it up as a point.

Aren't AI supposed to be smart?[*sigh.* early canon 479er. Why is season 10 not here to canon update with yet?T-T]
You should be able to figure a way out.

[noblefive]

Well...

This is new.

[fearmylaserface]

Hi big dude.