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[fearmylaserface]

...

You really think you can handle my awesomeness enough to put in a reserve?  Come on, mun.  I think I'd rather be dealing with my alien worshipers again.

Especially with the kinds of things you are known for doing to your...  toys.

Don't know which is worse.  You or Allison.  Which is another point...  The place has how many fucking Freelancers?  And none of them is her?  Wonderful.  Even got Gigantor there.  And please tell me you're joking about the humanizing thing...

You aren't, are you?

Then again, there are some good sides to having a human body.

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[fractured_warrior]

[PLEASED GROWLING AND GRABBY HANDS.]

[likeahex]

What, you'd rather be a floating metal ball?

[fearmylaserface]

Hey. Seriously. Grabby dude, knock it off. [moving the dodge those hands]

I know I'm shiny, but not yours.

[fractured_warrior]

[Irritated grumble. Get over here.]

[He's jumping to try and grab onto Epsilon.]

[fearmylaserface]

Tex? Is that really you?

And no, a human body would be nice. But considering what's likely to happen when Gigantor over there realizes he can't use me...

[likeahex]

No, it's Caboose.

Of course it's me.

I'm stuck in a town that turns most people human too. Annoying place, but having a body is nice.

[When the town isn't causing them bodily harm that is.]

Him? Yeah, that won't be good. What are you going to do?

[Since she isn't there to deal with your problems for you and all.]

[fearmylaserface]

Hey. Down. No. Bad dog. Seriously.

[startled yelp as the Meta brushes him] Stop it.

[fearmylaserface]

Missed you.

And I don't know. I think I'm still hoping I can sweet talk her into not doing it right now. But she's more of a bitch than you are. [Totally not thinking there.]

[fractured_warrior]

[Oh oh he almost had him. :| Snarling in agitation, pacing underneath him, GET IN HIS HEAD ALREADY. ]

[likeahex]

[Yup. Totally Church.]

And that involves you being able to sweet talk anyone.

[fearmylaserface]

Dude, seriously. You kiss your mother with that mouth, asshole?

Go away. I don't want to have to float up here forever. [Well, more like he knows he'll run out of energy eventually.]

[fearmylaserface]

Hey, I had those aliens worshiping me. How hard can it be to sweet talk a bitch mun?

[fractured_warrior]

[It would be a miracle if Maine were even able to rememeber his mother, at this point.]

[He continues to pace, keeping as close to Epsilon as he can get and periodically lunging if the ball floats too close, always growling.]

[likeahex]

You didn't actually "do" anything to get them to worship you.

...You're going to fail. Miserably.

[The most supportive girlfriend.]

[fearmylaserface]

I know I'm awesome and shiny. Back off, man.

[Umm, that might have been too much of a dip in his floating for safety right there]

[fearmylaserface]

Sure I did. It was tough work keeping them interested. [Yea. Tough work reading an inkjet printer manual to them.]

Just need to make her realize that I'm just too amazing for her to handle.

[fractured_warrior]

[No backing off. Just frantic desperate reaching as Epsilon dips closer. Grrrrrrrrr.]

[What makes him even more desperate is that he already knows there's little chance he'll be able to do anything with Epsilon of he ends up on the Tranquillity.]

LORD HACKNSACK OF THE ROUNDALOTS.

[sarcasticpelican]

Your awesomeness?
Im guessing someone has a bit of an ego.

[fearmylaserface]

[Yelping as he finds himself him the giant angry guy's grip] Let go.

Of course. LOL, guess who :P

[fearmylaserface]

Ego? Nah. I'm really that great. You should ask my alien worshipers.

[fractured_warrior]

[A satisfied rumble, finally as he pulls Epsilon tight against his chest, checking over the ball to try and find the goddamn AI insert.]

[fearmylaserface]

[Jerking around, trying to get loose.] Hey! Let me go. What do you think you're doing?

[Shouldn't be that hard to find. Caboose found it.]

Uh...I'm going to guess True. That sounds like the correct answer. >.>

[sarcasticpelican]

[oh she doesnt believe him at all. Poor Epsilon...]

Alien Worshippers?
[snarkometer for this next sentence is off the charts.] I'm sure they worship your large size and handsome face.



What even are you?

No. Let's just say this is the third version of this guy I play now. :P

[fearmylaserface]

No. They worship me because they worship technology for some fucked up reason. But that's beside the point.

I don't know. Caboose put me into this thing.

...<3. When I get home tomorrow I'm going straight to my computer. And Skype. I miss y'all.

[sarcasticpelican]

It's not really beside the point if you use it to describe how awesome you are, though.

[She's amused. Not everyday you talk to a floating bowling ball with a big ego. ]

So you don't know what you are? How is your ego this big without even knowing what you have a big ego about?