Voicetesting / Fable Dog /homeless forever

[throwhimabone]

Darlin', you ain't got no time to waste on an ol' dog like me!

Don't get me wrong, I do love to play and you're a sweet young lady but you're gettin' yourself all worked up 'bout not doin' me justice and that just ain't no fun for anyone.

You've a lot of stuff cookin' in that head o' yours and I think everyone'd understand if you don't got the time to be tryin' to figure me out.

Not that I'm all that complicated a fella really, and if you'll pardon me for saying so it is awful nice to be gettin' together with that prickly ol' cat again. Dirty trick to be givin' you the puppy eyes over it, I know, but I sorta can't help myself there.

Guess what I'm tryin' to say is I love bein' here but don't make your hair grey over it. I have to live in this head now and it ain't no fun when you've got your panties all up in a bunch.

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[throwhimabone]

So what was that about decidin' not to kill him? A fine decision by the way.

When I'm lookin' for tail it's for myself, thanks muchly. I ain't runnin' no matin' charity. If he don't know how to get some he probably ain't supposed to.

[smugfox]

We're not exclusive, doesn't mean it doesn't hurt when it means so much.

Not supposed to? Could be argued, yes, but he's pining after my boyfriend and I thought you'd like him to have a chance at happiness.

[throwhimabone]

Don't have no love of my life yet so I'll take your word for that.

'Course I want him happy, don't mean it's my job to make him so. Especially not in that area.

[smugfox]

No one on the line, huh? I was going to ask how you're doing there.

You got a better shot at helping him than I do.

[throwhimabone]

I'm doin' all right but it ain't the stuff of legends.

I'll help him with just about anythin' but not that. Not about to inflict him on some poor unsuspecting person just to get him off your back. He's out an' about enough to find what he's lookin' for if he decides to start lookin'.

[smugfox]

It's not about that, it's that he's suffering and I didn't mean for him to be.

But not the stuff of legends, huh? Maybe you're the one who needs help.

[throwhimabone]

Funny how you say that, yeah, because if you're makin' people feel rotten on purpose it's a whole other song an' dance.

I don't need no help from you, thanks.

[smugfox]

Sure it is, then I have it under control.

Didn't think you'd need any, strapping lad like you. Who was the last lucky conquest?

[throwhimabone]

That's nice to believe, innit?

Lovely young lady, a further while back than I'm happy with but that's life for you. Ended up in a bit of a scrap over it.

[smugfox]

A scrap? My, do tell.

[throwhimabone]

Oh, you know how it is. I want her, he wants her too, things get said and then fists are flying.

[smugfox]

I've been told that in this day and age, the woman is supposed to do the choosing in this scenario.

[throwhimabone]

The woman's always done the choosing, is how I see it. You're just makin' yourself the better option.

[smugfox]

Well, I am the better option. It's you we need to work on, my friend.

[throwhimabone]

I'm thinking you need to get off that train of thought right quick, pal.

[smugfox]

I know lots of lovely women! And men. Whoever you want.

[throwhimabone]

I aint exactly humpin' people's legs in desperation here, what's the rush?

Since when are you the big matchmaker anyway?

[smugfox]

Just being helpful! But I'm sure you can help yourself out.

What else is new? Where have you been?

[throwhimabone]

I can, and I'd rather not have you introducing me to your past conquest to help out.

Nothing much is new, I don't have that exciting a life and I quite like it that way. How about yourself?

[smugfox]

I can just introduce you to people that hate me, if you'd rather. Ones that aren't also conquests.

I don't have a wife, that's relatively new. Told you about Tybalt...

Not much, no. Nice to see you, though.

[throwhimabone]

Not interested, but thank you. Guess I should be fixin' to make some friends though or I'll get awful lonely 'round these parts.

No wife? Don't seem to be botherin' you much.

It seemed like I was needed, apparently.

[smugfox]

She's changed a lot, we're done. I'll still watch out for her and I love our children.

Course you're needed. Always refreshing to meet someone from home who doesn't want to kill me.

[throwhimabone]

You've changed a bit too, I reckon. There was no love of your life when the two o' you hitched your wagons far as I recall. Not that I've been livin' up your ass so I may have missed a thing or two, bein' a bit younger and all.

Least don't want to kill you most of the time.

[smugfox]

I might have, but that's rather independent from her. She's very human these days. Anyway, yes, I've got my only.

Sometimes is alright. That just shows that you care.

[throwhimabone]

Doesn't sound like her changin' was all that dependent on you either. Your only, huh?

You know me, I'm the caring sort.