Voicetesting / Fable Dog /homeless forever

[throwhimabone]

Darlin', you ain't got no time to waste on an ol' dog like me!

Don't get me wrong, I do love to play and you're a sweet young lady but you're gettin' yourself all worked up 'bout not doin' me justice and that just ain't no fun for anyone.

You've a lot of stuff cookin' in that head o' yours and I think everyone'd understand if you don't got the time to be tryin' to figure me out.

Not that I'm all that complicated a fella really, and if you'll pardon me for saying so it is awful nice to be gettin' together with that prickly ol' cat again. Dirty trick to be givin' you the puppy eyes over it, I know, but I sorta can't help myself there.

Guess what I'm tryin' to say is I love bein' here but don't make your hair grey over it. I have to live in this head now and it ain't no fun when you've got your panties all up in a bunch.

Comments

[smugfox]

Oh, that's good.

Do stick around. I like you.

[throwhimabone]

Hello there cuz, suppose I don't mind you too much either so long as you stay away from my food unless I invite you.

[smugfox]

It loses a lot of its appeal once it's offered.

How are you doing? It's been too long.

[throwhimabone]

Should invite you to dinner more often then.

I'm doin' all right I'd say. First order of business on arrival was to go get Tybalt out of a barfight so I'd say things are settlin' into familiar shapes in a hurry.

[smugfox]

Not arguing that, definitely.

Yeah, I suppose you can't teach an old cat new tricks. Though he did pick up a couple new things recently.

[throwhimabone]

Aw, no, what did he do?

[smugfox]

Have sex with my only.

Don't worry, I've already decided not to kill him.

[throwhimabone]

You have sex with everything you can stick it in, what's the issue?

[smugfox]

Are you being stupid on purpose?

[throwhimabone]

What? So he figured out he likes sex, maybe he'll do that instead of getting into fights now which would improve my life significantly.

[smugfox]

Not if he has sex with the love of other people's life, I don't think.

[throwhimabone]

Must be real hard to figure out what'll piss you off in that area because I know for a damn fact the two of you ain't bein' exclusive. At the very least not you.

[smugfox]

It doesn't piss me off so much as worry me. You ought to take him to meet someone.

[throwhimabone]

So what was that about decidin' not to kill him? A fine decision by the way.

When I'm lookin' for tail it's for myself, thanks muchly. I ain't runnin' no matin' charity. If he don't know how to get some he probably ain't supposed to.

[smugfox]

We're not exclusive, doesn't mean it doesn't hurt when it means so much.

Not supposed to? Could be argued, yes, but he's pining after my boyfriend and I thought you'd like him to have a chance at happiness.

[throwhimabone]

Don't have no love of my life yet so I'll take your word for that.

'Course I want him happy, don't mean it's my job to make him so. Especially not in that area.

[smugfox]

No one on the line, huh? I was going to ask how you're doing there.

You got a better shot at helping him than I do.

[throwhimabone]

I'm doin' all right but it ain't the stuff of legends.

I'll help him with just about anythin' but not that. Not about to inflict him on some poor unsuspecting person just to get him off your back. He's out an' about enough to find what he's lookin' for if he decides to start lookin'.

[smugfox]

It's not about that, it's that he's suffering and I didn't mean for him to be.

But not the stuff of legends, huh? Maybe you're the one who needs help.

[throwhimabone]

Funny how you say that, yeah, because if you're makin' people feel rotten on purpose it's a whole other song an' dance.

I don't need no help from you, thanks.

[smugfox]

Sure it is, then I have it under control.

Didn't think you'd need any, strapping lad like you. Who was the last lucky conquest?

[throwhimabone]

That's nice to believe, innit?

Lovely young lady, a further while back than I'm happy with but that's life for you. Ended up in a bit of a scrap over it.

[smugfox]

A scrap? My, do tell.

[throwhimabone]

Oh, you know how it is. I want her, he wants her too, things get said and then fists are flying.

[smugfox]

I've been told that in this day and age, the woman is supposed to do the choosing in this scenario.