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You continue to disappoint me, mundane. Your high-minded ideas of progress and change were what led to our separation, and simply because you're fond gives you no excuse to simply pull me out for your own amusement.

I'm a busy man, and I have no time for your whims. If you want to do something, then take initiative, rather than simply occupying my time with nonsense. If you had a plan, then perhaps we could speak on this further. Until then, I have more pressing matters to attend to.

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God. This is totally bogus and unfair.

That's just the way things fall, isn't it? The mercenaries have all the fun both when they're working and after, while the cops have to clean up.

If I were you, I'd be looking to get something better.

I had something way better before they... transferred me. So now I spend my time beating up giant monkeys with my space sword n' stuff.

How exciting. What were you doing before beating up giant monkeys?

Oh, nothing much, I was just a totally awesome galactic space hero.

How do you get transferred from space hero to cop?

You don't wanna know. But there's a good chance beer was involved.

I can see how that could change things. Alcohol's been known to do that from time to time. I've seen quite a people go through the same situation.

Now there's nowhere to go but up.

Yeah, if they hire me back again. I sort of quit.

I've heard on your hands and knees works wonders in the heroism field.

Ewwwwwww.

Oh wait.

Fuck.

I'm so glad my partner was never programmed to laugh. I think.

Or crack jokes, I'm sure. Programmers only care about substance, no style.

No, he's a humorless, unsupportive drag.

... Most of the time.

But I put up with it. He's okay.

Well, as long as he's okay. [ A beat ]

He must be good at what he does, if he's a drag.

Yeah, he's pretty good. I guess.

Oh, you only guess.

Is that your expert opinion?

Yeah, it is. He could be better if he'd lighten up a little. Like you don't read monsters their rights, you beat the shit out of them.

Or they'll never learn.

What kind of monsters give you that kind of time?

I know, right? He's lucky he's got me around.

Lest he become eaten by monsters while he recites the entire penal code. It sounds like he needs you more than you need him.

Totally!

See, you get it.

People don't get it? It seems pretty cut and dry to me.

He thinks I'm "ridiculous."

Ridiculous? I don't know if I think the pot can call the kettle black, do you? He is programmed, how can he decide?

It's got to be an android thing. You know, all "beep-boop-human-emotion-does-not-compute." I quit to get away from all his lousy judging. Whatever, though. I bet you never had trouble with your partners in Mega-Space-CEO-land.