howillusive: (Smoking Again)
Tʜᴇ Iʟʟᴜsɪᴠᴇ Mᴀɴ [ Jack Harper ] ([personal profile] howillusive) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-09-21 08:49 pm

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You continue to disappoint me, mundane. Your high-minded ideas of progress and change were what led to our separation, and simply because you're fond gives you no excuse to simply pull me out for your own amusement.

I'm a busy man, and I have no time for your whims. If you want to do something, then take initiative, rather than simply occupying my time with nonsense. If you had a plan, then perhaps we could speak on this further. Until then, I have more pressing matters to attend to.
uranass: (lighten up)

[personal profile] uranass 2012-09-25 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
You'd be an awesome boss.
uranass: (alien sex is overrated)

[personal profile] uranass 2012-09-25 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
What galaxy are you in, anyway?
uranass: (I earth-slam your best)

[personal profile] uranass 2012-09-25 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, same here!
uranass: (ew ew ew)

[personal profile] uranass 2012-09-25 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
I never even heard of it.
uranass: (giant monkeys)

[personal profile] uranass 2012-09-25 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
Oh.

Seems like the wrong way to get positions filled.
uranass: (she's just big-boned)

[personal profile] uranass 2012-09-25 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
Huh. Well I was never part of any fancy high-society.
uranass: (lighten up)

[personal profile] uranass 2012-09-25 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
Really? Space princes an' shit?
uranass: (I earth-slam your best)

[personal profile] uranass 2012-09-25 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
Wealthy's still good.
uranass: (hell yes)

[personal profile] uranass 2012-09-26 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
Aw yeah. We gon' all be rich if this go right.

How much's it pay anyway?
uranass: (nope it's not empty)

[personal profile] uranass 2012-09-26 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
Daaaayum. I'd be all over that. Handsome benefits? Cha-ching.
uranass: (ur mom)

[personal profile] uranass 2012-09-26 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
Oh hell yeah, I'm the best. And you're like, the smartest for noticing.
uranass: (no this is definitely bullshit)

[personal profile] uranass 2012-09-26 05:22 pm (UTC)(link)
And I wouldn't have a partner, would I?

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