Homeless Vampire

[thenolifeking]

Just because you see an Integra reserve is no reason to think of putting me in your game. I don't really care about how much you've been waiting for the opportunity. I'm still pissed with your last choice of destinations. Let's not even speak of some of your meme choices. Your quirks are starting to annoy me greatly.

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[thenolifeking]

I don't think anyone is immune to their capricious natures.

[ And isn't that frustrating? ]

Scorched with a city called Anatole. There are supposedly other vampires there.

[angel_of_death]

[Yes. Yes, it is. Here, Alucard, have yourself a bottle of type A to placate yourself with. Surely blood will improve your disposition a bit.]

To hunt or to mingle with? That's an important detail, I should think.

[thenolifeking]

[ He eyes the bottle, even takes it, but still hardly looks less than annoyed. ]

To hunt only with reason and I refuse to mingle. I'm sure they're not up to standard.

[ At least his overwhelming arrogance is still intact. ]

[angel_of_death]

[Oh dear. The vampire must be in a truly foul mood not to have his spirits lightened by such a gift. Perhaps that is something he ought to be concerned about...]

Glad to know you're not condemned to sheltering and befriending the lot of them. A right travesty, that would be.

[thenolifeking]

[ He cannot agree more. ]

Even she wouldn't go that far. [ And then his eyes narrow. ] She better not.

[ Muns after all are wily creatures or so he has come to learn. ]

[angel_of_death]

[Indeed they are. And more difficult to discipline when they get out of line, too.]

I should hope she would at least be mindful of your relationship with us. [Hellsing, he means.] It would be a dreadful shame if you were to be distanced from us over a bunch of whining pissants.

[thenolifeking]

She's aware of it. I think she's more worried that I will alienate the entire population.

[ Ah, now there is something resembling a smile. ]

[angel_of_death]

Isn't that how it always is, though? You and I. Our master is the social butterfly.

[But of course, such a term was relative in these places where time meant nothing.]

Or is it former master for you?

[thenolifeking]

As it should be.

[ Neither he nor Walter are suited to most negotiations. ]

It depends on this 'canon point' of hers as to who will be holding the leash.

[ Which might actually make it a tiny bit interesting.]

[angel_of_death]

[Negotiation according to Walter; threatening and/or otherwise coercing the opposing party to cater to your whims if they fail to yield when you ask nicely. Perhaps not the best way to make friends, but it certainly gets the job done. Be too soft and others will only take advantage of you.]

Mine is broadening his knowledge of my life to allow for more 'canon points' as well. Is yours leaning in a particular direction?

[thenolifeking]

[ Well he would hardly argue with any of that except to remove 'take advantage of' and replace it with 'annoy the hell out of'. ]

She's leaning towards just before the Millennium group, Arthur's reign, or some wild idea of my pre-Hellsing self. I fail to see what difference any of it will make.

[ An arrogant asshole is an arrogant asshole. ]

[angel_of_death]

[That's because he's a centuries-old insanely powerful vampire and not a fourteen-year-old ridiculously powerful human. The being young part and being expected to mesh somewhat with human society really puts a damper on things.]

I don't know. The mundane here says you might hypothetically have a canon point of being Dracula, or even being human.

[Arrogant the vampire is, but not being bound to Hellsing would amount to a major change, in Walter's opinion.]

But that would depend on the rules of the place, wouldn't it...

[thenolifeking]

She's not leaning towards the human angle, [ Small mercies.] but finds the idea of me not having a master amusing. Something about my powers and being 'nerfed' as well. She's checking again to see if it's even possible.

If it isn't, she'll take the damned idea to the 'meme' place, I'm sure.

[angel_of_death]

I admit I'm a little intrigued. I've only read about you at that age.

[thenolifeking]

Don't encourage her. Especially since she believes it would make a great 'AU' starting point.

[angel_of_death]

Oh, don't worry. As far as games go, I think having you from the point where you fed babies to your glorified pets would be a rather large turn-off. [By that, he means he might be more inclined to kill his partner than be his friend.]

[thenolifeking]

Something I intend to point out if she gets serious about the idea. Though I think she's gravitating more towards pre-Invasion in the interest of suitable length of canon for reference.

Her indecision is equally tedious. I hope your mun is not as flighty.

[angel_of_death]

He has a whole slew of points for potential applications, but insists that he would choose based on who of our organization is present in a given environment and what points they are from.

I don't know whether to count that as indecisive or lump it in with his general obsession for detail.

[thenolifeking]

She is much the same. Apparently she will feels I will 'do better' with others present to 'keep me in line'.

And there is much nitpicking over how best to present my restrictions.

Yours sounds much less nervous than mine.

[angel_of_death]

He has his moments, but thankfully fretting about being accepted in one place or another isn't his style.

As for restrictions... If you must have them, why not arrange them according to level?

[thenolifeking]

Mmm she doesn't have that particular trait either aside from a bit of general impatience.

She is, but this is where her obsessive attention to detail comes into play. I say most people won't care over the exactness of her explanations, but she insists it must be just right.

Perhaps I shouldn't fault her there.

[angel_of_death]

Such attention may serve you well in the future. Better to have one that cares about our presentation than one who does not.

On that note, will she be sending your coffin along with you?

[thenolifeking]

[ He'll begrudgingly allow that point. ]

She has not decided yet. It will be determined by my entry point apparently since my physical proximity to it could determine if it comes with me or is found later if at all.

[ This whole process is so damn tedious in his opinion. ]

[angel_of_death]

That could be a bit of a problem.

[He wonders how Alucard would take it, being forcibly seperated from something he was so protective over.]

For what it's worth, I hope things go in your favour.

[thenolifeking]

Possible, but I've been informed that I have at least two months before she would consider tossing me into the pool. They'll work out in my favor one way or another.