Homeless Vampire

[thenolifeking]

Just because you see an Integra reserve is no reason to think of putting me in your game. I don't really care about how much you've been waiting for the opportunity. I'm still pissed with your last choice of destinations. Let's not even speak of some of your meme choices. Your quirks are starting to annoy me greatly.

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[integra_hellsing]

My, my. Is the great Alucard brooding again?

[ Don't mind Integra. She just... is overly amused. ]

[thenolifeking]

You were not informed on just where she dropped me the last time.

[ Is he annoyed? Yes. And brooding? Him? Perish the thought. ]

[integra_hellsing]

Stop that, now. Wherever she puts you you will be fine. I wouldn't want you to embarrass me, so suck it up.

[ She's still far too amused, man. And it shows. ]

When have you ever not accepted a challenge, Alucard?

[thenolifeking]

[ Oh Integra, if you only knew just where she'd placed him before, the laughter might very well do you in. ]

It won't be a challenge. Fog and monsters - as if that pose a threat or even a minor problem.

[integra_hellsing]

There would be no restrictions to your powers?

[thenolifeking]

Not really, she chooses to restrict them.

[ Though he's a little offended that you think restrictions would be troublesome. ]

And I'd get to keep my weapons.

[integra_hellsing]

Then you're right. That will be boring for you.

[thenolifeking]

[ He just gives you the look. The ones that asks why you ever doubted his assessment. ]

She'll owe me if she goes through with this.

[2ndhellsingpet]

Master?

[Concerned Seras is concerned.]

[thenolifeking]

Police Girl, you look worried.

[ Why, he can't rightly figure out. ]

[2ndhellsingpet]

I thought something was wrong.

[Seeing no problems, she cheers right up.]

[thenolifeking]

Problem? [ He grins, pointedly. ] Only that she's insisting another trip would be... fun.

[2ndhellsingpet]

Another trip where?

[And she's confused. Poor girl.]

[thenolifeking]

Some place called 'Anatole'. [ A pause. ] Supposedly it's fun there.

[2ndhellsingpet]

My mun has never heard of it, but she is looking for someplace to send me.

[thenolifeking]

The game is Scorched and there's a magic fog and monsters.

[ He snorts, unimpressed. ]

[sir_hellsing]

Where would we be without the generous guidance of our muns. [ Dead. Pan. ]

[thenolifeking]

Less interesting places, or at least that's what she's trying to convince me of.

[ The smirk of mildly amused, but still not pleased. ]

[angel_of_death]

Ah. So even the great vampire Alucard is not immune to the whims of these people. Just what is this one threatening you with?

[Add one to the list of the amused.]

[thenolifeking]

I don't think anyone is immune to their capricious natures.

[ And isn't that frustrating? ]

Scorched with a city called Anatole. There are supposedly other vampires there.

[angel_of_death]

[Yes. Yes, it is. Here, Alucard, have yourself a bottle of type A to placate yourself with. Surely blood will improve your disposition a bit.]

To hunt or to mingle with? That's an important detail, I should think.

[thenolifeking]

[ He eyes the bottle, even takes it, but still hardly looks less than annoyed. ]

To hunt only with reason and I refuse to mingle. I'm sure they're not up to standard.

[ At least his overwhelming arrogance is still intact. ]

[angel_of_death]

[Oh dear. The vampire must be in a truly foul mood not to have his spirits lightened by such a gift. Perhaps that is something he ought to be concerned about...]

Glad to know you're not condemned to sheltering and befriending the lot of them. A right travesty, that would be.

[thenolifeking]

[ He cannot agree more. ]

Even she wouldn't go that far. [ And then his eyes narrow. ] She better not.

[ Muns after all are wily creatures or so he has come to learn. ]

[angel_of_death]

[Indeed they are. And more difficult to discipline when they get out of line, too.]

I should hope she would at least be mindful of your relationship with us. [Hellsing, he means.] It would be a dreadful shame if you were to be distanced from us over a bunch of whining pissants.