Homeless Vampire

[thenolifeking]

Just because you see an Integra reserve is no reason to think of putting me in your game. I don't really care about how much you've been waiting for the opportunity. I'm still pissed with your last choice of destinations. Let's not even speak of some of your meme choices. Your quirks are starting to annoy me greatly.

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[integra_hellsing]

My, my. Is the great Alucard brooding again?

[ Don't mind Integra. She just... is overly amused. ]

[thenolifeking]

You were not informed on just where she dropped me the last time.

[ Is he annoyed? Yes. And brooding? Him? Perish the thought. ]

[integra_hellsing]

Stop that, now. Wherever she puts you you will be fine. I wouldn't want you to embarrass me, so suck it up.

[ She's still far too amused, man. And it shows. ]

When have you ever not accepted a challenge, Alucard?

[thenolifeking]

[ Oh Integra, if you only knew just where she'd placed him before, the laughter might very well do you in. ]

It won't be a challenge. Fog and monsters - as if that pose a threat or even a minor problem.

[integra_hellsing]

There would be no restrictions to your powers?

[thenolifeking]

Not really, she chooses to restrict them.

[ Though he's a little offended that you think restrictions would be troublesome. ]

And I'd get to keep my weapons.

[integra_hellsing]

Then you're right. That will be boring for you.

[2ndhellsingpet]

Master?

[Concerned Seras is concerned.]

[sir_hellsing]

Where would we be without the generous guidance of our muns. [ Dead. Pan. ]

[thenolifeking]

[ He just gives you the look. The ones that asks why you ever doubted his assessment. ]

She'll owe me if she goes through with this.

[thenolifeking]

Police Girl, you look worried.

[ Why, he can't rightly figure out. ]

[integra_hellsing]

She should give you restrictions. Lots of them.

[ Head tilt. ]

That way, perhaps things would be more of a challenge.

[2ndhellsingpet]

I thought something was wrong.

[Seeing no problems, she cheers right up.]

[thenolifeking]

Less interesting places, or at least that's what she's trying to convince me of.

[ The smirk of mildly amused, but still not pleased. ]

[thenolifeking]

Don't give the woman any ideas. I'll end up human.

[ Not that she hasn't done that before. ]

[thenolifeking]

Problem? [ He grins, pointedly. ] Only that she's insisting another trip would be... fun.

[2ndhellsingpet]

Another trip where?

[And she's confused. Poor girl.]

[thenolifeking]

Some place called 'Anatole'. [ A pause. ] Supposedly it's fun there.

[2ndhellsingpet]

My mun has never heard of it, but she is looking for someplace to send me.

[thenolifeking]

The game is Scorched and there's a magic fog and monsters.

[ He snorts, unimpressed. ]

[2ndhellsingpet]

Monsters?

[She's a bit surprised, but not scared.]

[thenolifeking]

Yes from all over the place. This Mist causes some odd effects as well.

[ There is, perhaps, the slightest of smiles. ]

[2ndhellsingpet]

I'm sure that you can handle it. You've got my mun looking into the game now, Master.

[thenolifeking]

Handling it isn't the problem. [ Boredom on the other hand... ] Potentially two canon mates. I might be doomed.

[integra_hellsing]

Now was that really so bad?

[ SMIRK. She knows, Alucard. She knows. ]