re: sortinghat_rp shenanigans

[selfhatred]

MY LIFE IS A ROMCOM.

HELL. FUCKING. YES.

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[fuckmackandme]

do i get to play the overprotective brother when i find out jade is my sister?

[selfhatred]

DOES THAT MEAN I GET THE 'IF YOU HURT HER' LECTURE?

[fuckmackandme]

that's what overprotective brothers do, right?

[selfhatred]

I'LL GIVE YOU A FUCKING SPOILER, EGBERT.

I'M NOT SCARED OF YOU IN ANY WAY, SHAPE OR FORM.

[fuckmackandme]

aww...
well, i guess i'm not the one you should be scared off...
that's dad!

[selfmakeout]

oh my fucking god, john
stop trying to scare off my boyfriend!!! :\

[fuckmackandme]

but his life's a romcom, i have to!
even if our life is more like the parent trap.

[selfmakeout]

you are more like my derpy little brother than my overprotective brother if we are going to apply any movie tropes here
so in that case i should be pulling your trousers up to your armpits and calling you pantsbert

[fuckmackandme]

fine!
then i'll go read your diary and be the most obnoxious fuckass i can be!!

[selfmakeout]

:o


hehehe
but i don't have a diary, john!

[fuckmackandme]

if we're acting out movie tropes, you do now!

[selfmakeout]

oh noooooooooooo!!!
i need to set a little brother trap!!!!

[fuckmackandme]

ha!
i'm a master prankster, no trap can get me!

[selfhatred]

HMM...NOPE.
STILL NOT SCARED.

[fuckmackandme]

you're not cooperating, karkat.

[selfhatred]

HEY, IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU EGBERTS AREN'T INTIMIDATING.