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Discedo & Body-Swap Shenanigans

Seriously? Seriously?

I barely get my body back from Law's little prank and yet you're switching me with a girl even worse than Tashigi?! What did I do to you to deserve this?!

And those keywords aren't funny, knock it off. You really are worse than the men at G-5. It's a talent, but not something to be proud of. Can't you just go do the pokemon bug-catching contest in Route instead? Jeez.

[Replies for anyone wanting quick practice will come from

hungryhungryjustice, he's getting body swapped with Ilyana from Fire Emblem Path of Radiance/Radiant Dawn. But if you just want regular Smoker, feel free to say so, he'd appreciate it if nothing else.]

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This isn't a picnic for me either you know.

I'll bet. [Growl growl growl.] Can't you at least stop crying?!

S-sorry... It's just a little challenging to get used to this.

[Twitch.]

Yeah... are you having any problems with the devil fruit?

Well just a f-

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[Observe the thief.

Now observe him roaring with laughter.]

Cap~ Take consolation: your Second is cuter~

[Attempts to punch in the jaw! TOO SHORT. Falling... dizzy.]

Don't start!

[... Reasons he should at least not be shirtless good god.]

Ca--captain...

PUT A SHIRT ON BEFORE YOU TRY TO FIGHT ME!

KEEP YOUR EYES WHERE THEY BELONG THEN!

[Kicks. At least he put on jeans instead of her usual skirt.]

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THREEEAD JACK!

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Body swapped... with a girl...? [Excuse him as he gapes at you a moment.] I'm so sorry, sir... but please don't yell too loudly at your Mun. That usually just makes them happy, you know...?

I DON'T CARE ABOUT MAKING HER HAPPY RIGHT NOW! THIS IS THE SECOND TIME AND I'M SICK OF IT!

I'm just concerned for your own well being, you know...! [Not that he expects this to be the Smoker he used to know... but still...!] They usually come up with something worse if they see how upset we get...

She can't get worse. I'm already starving.

What brought this on btw? |D

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Body-swap event at Discedo XDD He also got swapped in canon with Tashigi this arc

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Poor Smoky... /puppy eyes/

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moe XD

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Tsuzuki will make a nice cup of coffee for you~

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Best puppy :D

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Always~

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XDD

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I miss these two... master and his mutt |D

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XDDD they're fun!

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They are. I'm still mad I deleted my MM stuff by mistake.

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:< I still have mine on my Smoker journal on DW even because /shrug

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I was such a newb, thinking I had to delete all of my older entries when I joined BP... /cries/

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D: /hug

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Nat felt bad that I thought I had to do that. The Ace and Smoker threads threads lost...!

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:< /pet

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I was talking about the sakura log just today... Kissing hat brims...

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fff

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Tsuzuki can't seem keep friends for shit xp

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:<

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You know it's true... and if it weren't for the dolls you could read it too...

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laksjdlaksjd dolllls /deadcats but yes :< poor bb

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/pets/ Muraki is a creeper...

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Yes he is

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/hugs/ I'm sorry he ruins YnM for you

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To be fair I can't really read most horror stories. I still want to read Shiki and can't orz

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/pets/ I wish I could edit out the dolls... YnM is also hilarious...

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ffff maybe one day I will be brave a little CC-toaster

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It if makes you feel any better, the dolls don't do anything but tell you Muraki is around, playing

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Only a little.

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Then don't worry about it. |D

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XD yosh

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Tell your mun to get you out of her body now!

Tell your Mun. And don't tell me what to do.

PUT A SHIRT ON! I will not have you defile my friend's body like that!

I have one on, it's just not buttoned.

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[So what he has to choose here is either to talk to regular Smoker... or talk to serial-stripper Smoker in a pretty girls body.

Anyone surprised at what option Kuzan prefers are just plain ignorant of the mans tastes.]

Maah, Smoker, quite the predicament you've ended up in... after all. Tashigi was prettier.

Ilyana's cute, but that's not the problem. At least Tashigi didn't pass out if she wasn't eating enough to rival Garp.

Quite the upkeep-problem, then. Does your 'game' have enough supply for your demands?

Maybe. I doubt it. Even with the pie trees and people who've left, it is still a survival game essentially.

[As Smoker's already dizzy.]

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That's... not very nice of you, you know.

Maaah... if it makes you feel any better, my personal standards for 'beauty' are pretty much synonymous with 'chest size'.

[... shoots another look at Smoker-Ilyana...]

And yes, she's definitely bigger than you.

[And to think- he's one of the nice marines.]

[Okay... it takes a lot to piss Ilyana off but...]

I-I... YOU...

YOU'RE THE WORST KIND OF SCUM EVER!

[Sorry Akainu, even for a nice marine you're still too much for her. But in all fairness, she'd probably outright attack the others.]

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