Discedo & Body-Swap Shenanigans

[justicereigns]

Seriously? Seriously?

I barely get my body back from Law's little prank and yet you're switching me with a girl even worse than Tashigi?! What did I do to you to deserve this?!

And those keywords aren't funny, knock it off. You really are worse than the men at G-5. It's a talent, but not something to be proud of. Can't you just go do the pokemon bug-catching contest in Route instead? Jeez.

[Replies for anyone wanting quick practice will come from hungryhungryjustice, he's getting body swapped with Ilyana from Fire Emblem Path of Radiance/Radiant Dawn. But if you just want regular Smoker, feel free to say so, he'd appreciate it if nothing else.]

Comments

[smokey_ilyana]

This isn't a picnic for me either you know.

[hungryhungryjustice]

I'll bet. [Growl growl growl.] Can't you at least stop crying?!

[smokey_ilyana]

S-sorry... It's just a little challenging to get used to this.

[redjacketthief]

[Observe the thief.

Now observe him roaring with laughter.]

Cap~ Take consolation: your Second is cuter~

[hungryhungryjustice]

[Twitch.]

Yeah... are you having any problems with the devil fruit?

I couldn't help myself... I miss Smoky...

[amethystsregret]

Body swapped... with a girl...? [Excuse him as he gapes at you a moment.] I'm so sorry, sir... but please don't yell too loudly at your Mun. That usually just makes them happy, you know...?

[hungryhungryjustice]

[Attempts to punch in the jaw! TOO SHORT. Falling... dizzy.]

Don't start!

[... Reasons he should at least not be shirtless good god.]

lmao YAY <3

[hungryhungryjustice]

I DON'T CARE ABOUT MAKING HER HAPPY RIGHT NOW! THIS IS THE SECOND TIME AND I'M SICK OF IT!

1/3

[smokey_ilyana]

Well just a f-

1/2

[redjacketthief]

Ca--captain...

2/3

[smokey_ilyana]

2/2

[redjacketthief]

PUT A SHIRT ON BEFORE YOU TRY TO FIGHT ME!

3/3

[smokey_ilyana]

D-DON'T TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF!!

/hugs you/

[amethystsregret]

I'm just concerned for your own well being, you know...! [Not that he expects this to be the Smoker he used to know... but still...!] They usually come up with something worse if they see how upset we get...

[hungryhungryjustice]

It's in the way and uncomfortable.

[Folds arms.] And don't tell me what to do. [Nooooo hypocrisy there at all. Oh wait. I mean... all of it. Yes. All of it ever.]

[hungryhungryjustice]

KEEP YOUR EYES WHERE THEY BELONG THEN!

[Kicks. At least he put on jeans instead of her usual skirt.]

\o/ YAY

[hungryhungryjustice]

She can't get worse. I'm already starving.

[redjacketthief]

Eeeeeeehhhhhh~~~~~

[Whining from the kick.]

But Cap-taaaaaiiinnn~~~~~~~ It's hard not to look!

[smokey_ilyana]

If you're going to be in my body, you at least need to cover yourself! Don't you have any shred of decency?!

[hungryhungryjustice]

Of course I do! I'm wearing pants! Not that flimsy excuse of see-through you call a skirt!

THREEEAD JACK!

[smokey_ilyana]

D-Don't you dare look! And you! Stop taking my shirt off!

W-what am I even saying?!

What brought this on btw? |D

[amethystsregret]

You're being starved? Did you two have a bad falling out because this sounds like deliberate punishment. [Offers a cinnabon he was saving, but it's for a good cause.]

[hungryhungryjustice]

It's not even my body Thief.

[Just... devouring food now kthx.]

[redjacketthief]

You're not allowed to make Smoker look so cute~!

[It was a prospect that Lupin didn't want to think about.]

--This is like the last time we were here, isn't it? Who did it this time?

[smokey_ilyana]

That's not indecent! That's just how it's designed! If you take off the shirt, then it becomes indecent!

[It's sort of a one piece shirt thingy]