dear_mun | screencap says natasha worked for hammer WHAT

It's okay. I'll listen to some Josh Groban and be fine.

You might need something a little stronger than that. How about concert tickets? Josh Groban live is a lot better than Josh Groban on CD.

Do you know him? Really?

I know how to get front row concert tickets to his concerts. If you want them. I mean, if you don't, that's okay, too.

Pay out the ass?

[why you being qt rn tony]

You know, I can get things without having to throw exorbitant amounts of money at people for them.

[ because only care about being a good... whatever ]

Did you save someone in Josh Groban's crew? Catch them from a falling building or something?

I know a guy who knows a guy who's dating a girl on his entourage. That guy can get me tickets.

Are you going, too?

I'd like to go. I mean, if you want to go with someone else I'm not going to rescind the ticket offer. But yeah, I want to go with you.

Then I guess I'll go. I mean, if you're going anyway, like, why not? Right?

Wait, is this a pity date? Are you going on a pity date with me?

[AUGH]

No, I was—trying to not call it a date. Because—...let's just go and not think about what to call it, yeah?

You know, if it bothers you that much, we don't have to do it at all. It was just a suggestion. Really. It's fine. I'll send you the tickets.

[AUGH X 2 LUCY Y U DO DIS]

It—it doesn't bother me. Dude, what? Why would it bother me? I just—I might. Well. Uhm.

[ He can't help it. He makes everything harder. It what he does. ]

Might what?

[Oh, go privatize something new, like a cure for the common cold.]

Get a little emotional?

[ But that's no fun! ]

You and everyone else at a Josh Groban concert. Should I be bothered or something? What?

[It is if you get help from Brubastis!]

What, have you been? Is it really bad? I've only seen some clips on Youtube, like when he sang the Kanye West tweets.

[ Nah, man. He's getting Brubastis made for you. ]

I've never been to one, no. But Pepper has been, and she's told me stories.

[Brubastis...if male, would he be Brobastis? And female, would be Brubasis? CONUNDRUMS]

Was this before or after the nail polish came out?

[ Genetically modified perfect lynxes meant to symbolize the worship of cat goddesses only come in female. :| ]

This would be after the nail polish, but before we started dishing on the cute boys we're dating.

[Because no one took his puns out back yet...]

And is she...happy?

[ But they're so cute! ]

Pepper? Yeah, she's great. Come on. She's the CEO of a wealthy company, she's got her own building in downtown Manhattan, she's dating a guy who's been in love with her for years. And she doesn't feel like she has to babysit me as much anymore. She couldn't be better.

[QT PIE]

That's good to hear. That she's doing well, I mean. Not that she has her own building or anything. Everything else, though: that's good stuff.

(Even numbers trigger me so I'm going to have to end this thread now)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Axzxe1a78E

but French fries ARE the devil

I LOVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

can we please toast to the mutha***king douchebags?

do you know where to find a marble conference table?

go ask ben affleck

.....you're fucking ben affleck, aren't you?

wow rude i'm with matt damon dnw sloppy seconds

ew, matt damon

he's a stepping stone to mark wahlberg tbh

oh. that's okay then

i think he's hot ok

nah man, mark wahlberg's hot

he looks best when he's beating a man down lbr

that's like, every one of his movies

he's found something that works and used it to his advantage. i'm glad for him!

just like jason statham

he's hanging a pirate.

that's what you do with pirates, right? RIGHT?

I WOULDDA WIN

yeah okay gunnar

i need more money for my family.

you have a family yin yang?

i could one day.