he has some Words for me

[keepscalm]

First thing. The first thing you did in that new game after your application was accepted was make sure I became well-acquainted with the worst of my cast mates. And then you had me vow to that stubborn little upstart and win the ungrateful arsehole that he's derived from.

You should be having serious concerns about the state of relations between the two of us, my dear, and not brush this off as typical "tsundere" behaviour. It's far from that. [That's totally what it is.]

Though I shall express my gratitude that you've decided to spare me whatever agony will come with this teddy bear event at the Tower, as etiquette should not be ignored just because relations are currently poor. I'll similarly thank you to get to the tags you've been ignoring for about a week now in favour of your little troll girl's drama. [Mumblegrumble.] Teenagers, honestly...

And for a final note: it would be in your best interests to be very careful with the muses you allow into your headspace. I'm not going to be pleased if this literary alternate universe you are constructing impinges on my allotted portion of consciousness and further complicates the relationships I already have.

I'm sufficiently conscious. Get to work.

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[keepscalm]

[...what.]

"Turtle thing"? What the hell is that supposed to mean?

[He swats at America's hand, because that poking is annoying.]

[statesunited]

[he's going to take that hands and poke you with his other! Forgot he had two hands, didn't you?!]

Where you get so grumpy that you storm off and talk to yourself. You hunch over with your arms crossed and it looks like you're going into your shell like a turtle!

[keepscalm]

[He is going to forcibly remove both of your hands. Except not, because that wouldn't be classy at all, and he is the epitome of classiness.]

Generally, when turtles retreat into their shells, it means they'd prefer not to be bothered.

[Hint hint.]

[statesunited]

[are they holding hands then?]

Because they are scared, right? Are you scared of me?

[keepscalm]

[For about half a second before England realizes that and then lets go like he just touched a hot kettle, folding his arms again and leaving America free to poke.]

Absolutely not. Don't be absurd.

[statesunited]

See? You're doing it now! [yay free to poke]
Come on England, don't be so boring.

[keepscalm]

[oh my god can you not poke fun at his defense mechanisms???

Just for that, he uncrosses his arms to put his hands on his waist and turn up his nose.] If I'm so boring, then-- [And here he bats at America's hand again,] --kindly remove yourself from my company and speak to someone more entertaining.

[statesunited]

[America grins] No way, you're way more fun! [it doesn't click in his head that he just gave England a compliment]