he has some Words for me

[keepscalm]

First thing. The first thing you did in that new game after your application was accepted was make sure I became well-acquainted with the worst of my cast mates. And then you had me vow to that stubborn little upstart and win the ungrateful arsehole that he's derived from.

You should be having serious concerns about the state of relations between the two of us, my dear, and not brush this off as typical "tsundere" behaviour. It's far from that. [That's totally what it is.]

Though I shall express my gratitude that you've decided to spare me whatever agony will come with this teddy bear event at the Tower, as etiquette should not be ignored just because relations are currently poor. I'll similarly thank you to get to the tags you've been ignoring for about a week now in favour of your little troll girl's drama. [Mumblegrumble.] Teenagers, honestly...

And for a final note: it would be in your best interests to be very careful with the muses you allow into your headspace. I'm not going to be pleased if this literary alternate universe you are constructing impinges on my allotted portion of consciousness and further complicates the relationships I already have.

I'm sufficiently conscious. Get to work.