keepscalm: (007❦serving with looks his sacred majest)
ENGLAND♛ Arthur Kirkland ([personal profile] keepscalm) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-01-29 07:41 am

he has some Words for me

First thing. The first thing you did in that new game after your application was accepted was make sure I became well-acquainted with the worst of my cast mates. And then you had me vow to that stubborn little upstart and win the ungrateful arsehole that he's derived from.

You should be having serious concerns about the state of relations between the two of us, my dear, and not brush this off as typical "tsundere" behaviour. It's far from that. [That's totally what it is.]

Though I shall express my gratitude that you've decided to spare me whatever agony will come with this teddy bear event at the Tower, as etiquette should not be ignored just because relations are currently poor. I'll similarly thank you to get to the tags you've been ignoring for about a week now in favour of your little troll girl's drama. [Mumblegrumble.] Teenagers, honestly...

And for a final note: it would be in your best interests to be very careful with the muses you allow into your headspace. I'm not going to be pleased if this literary alternate universe you are constructing impinges on my allotted portion of consciousness and further complicates the relationships I already have.

I'm sufficiently conscious. Get to work.

statesunited: (dear god)

[personal profile] statesunited 2012-01-29 05:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, it's you. [he doesn't like talking to you either! So there!]
statesunited: (poke)

[personal profile] statesunited 2012-01-29 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Fine. Hello old fart! [it's not like he would have gotten a proper hello either!]
statesunited: (uhno)

[personal profile] statesunited 2012-01-29 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
The word is ass, England. Learn real English. [oh America, so.... yeah =.=; ]
statesunited: (objection!)

[personal profile] statesunited 2012-01-29 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I could speak just fine before you came! Besides, I said REAL English, not your stuffy queen's English! Mine is way more awesome then yours.
statesunited: (objection!)

[personal profile] statesunited 2012-01-29 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, I'll remember the Native Americans then! [wait, no he doesn't]
statesunited: (wtf)

1/2

[personal profile] statesunited 2012-01-29 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[CAUGHT!] w-well
statesunited: (sparkle~)

2/2

[personal profile] statesunited 2012-01-29 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
What about the Irish, hmm?! [yeah, just tugging at strings now]
statesunited: (lol)

[personal profile] statesunited 2012-01-29 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[he has no idea what a prannock is, but he loves that he hit a sore spot!]

Oh yeah? Well you can't unit your people like I can!
statesunited: (USA)

[personal profile] statesunited 2012-01-29 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
What about it? I'm still all the United States, and I've always been! People may fight, but I'm still America!
statesunited: (cowboy!)

[personal profile] statesunited 2012-01-29 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah? Well WE got through it and are stronger for it! [can't make America feel bad, nope nope!]
statesunited: (USA)

[personal profile] statesunited 2012-01-29 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
The United Kingdom's unity is a joke compared to the United States!
statesunited: (uhno)

[personal profile] statesunited 2012-01-29 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
.... [okay, now you're just getting poked in the head over and over]
statesunited: (poke)

[personal profile] statesunited 2012-01-29 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
You're doing that turtle thing again. [keeps poking]
statesunited: (sparkle~)

[personal profile] statesunited 2012-01-29 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[he's going to take that hands and poke you with his other! Forgot he had two hands, didn't you?!]

Where you get so grumpy that you storm off and talk to yourself. You hunch over with your arms crossed and it looks like you're going into your shell like a turtle!
statesunited: (poke)

[personal profile] statesunited 2012-01-29 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[are they holding hands then?]

Because they are scared, right? Are you scared of me?
statesunited: (sparkle~)

[personal profile] statesunited 2012-01-29 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
See? You're doing it now! [yay free to poke]
Come on England, don't be so boring.
statesunited: (lol)

[personal profile] statesunited 2012-01-30 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
[America grins] No way, you're way more fun! [it doesn't click in his head that he just gave England a compliment]