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[chronomancer]

congratulations
youvve managed to make me hate you evven more than i already did
wwoww
good for you

die in a fire

Comments

[sulks]

No, see, that wwon't wwork.
I'm privvy to those wways, don't think I'm not. It's called havving an amazing, new and improvved, dodge reflex.

Anywway, I wwas kidding. You're not THAT bad looking.
Just nothing I wwould touch wwith a ten foot pole.

[this is a lie, unfortunately.]

[chronomancer]

[deadpan, the greatest deadpan in the history of deadpanning]

thats it
im keepin it

[sulks]

WWhat?

[chronomancer]

wworks wwell for both a us, doesnt it

[pulling your leeeeeeeeeeeeg]

[sulks]

[please he wouldn't know a joke if it hit him in the face. even if he said he was kidding just a tag ago.

how dare u kid with him tbh]


Don't be a jackass. You and I both know this isn't permanent, thank fucking god.

[chronomancer]

baaah
you nevver lemme havve any fun

[sulks]

I let you havve plenty of fun. More fun than it's wworth, probably.

[chronomancer]

alwways so gracious, levvtan

[sulks]

Right? And not one fucking person recognizes it.
I'd go on about the lot of you lesserbloods not knowwing mercy wwhen they see it, but I think you'vve heard that exposition already.

[chronomancer]

yes
speakin a that
howw are the gills feelin?
all healed noww?

[sulks]

Of course they are. I'm a fucking sea dwweller, bitch.
Don't take goddamn swweeps to heal a few minor scratches.

["minor"]

[chronomancer]

a course
maybe youd like to help me try out this body then?
it comes wwith a chainsaww

[sulks]

A chainsaww?
Sounds.. kinky?

[chronomancer]

...no
do not go there
wwe are not goin there

[sulks]

You brought it up. In public, no less.
Soww wwhat you reap, etc.

[chronomancer]

i Legit havve a chainsaww
levvtan rakham, do not think i wwill not Use It if necessary

[sulks]

Please spare me the theatrics.
Look, I evven said please. That means evverything's gone dowwn the loadgaper in less than twwenty comments. Or something like that; I wwish I could say it wwas a neww record. It's frankly beloww me to count.

You probably wwouldn't do that unless I like, killed evveryone you lovve or something.




(Hee hee.)

[chronomancer]

you are incorregible




an also correct
i might miss you if you died
an then id havve to shoot myself
so better if wwe dont find out

[sulks]

You'd kill yourself afterwward? Really?

[chronomancer]

after hittin rock bottom that hard?
id be doin myself a favvor, really

[fashionfairy]

I Wwas
Was Going To Request That You Do Not Do Anything Untoward While In Possession Of My Body
But Now I See I Also Need To Request That You Do Not Do Anything Permanently Damaging Either

[sulks]

[WOW WHAT THE FUCK HE WAS ABOUT TO GIVE A HEARTWARMING REPLY


except not really]


WWho the fuck are you?

[chronomancer]

it needs not be a concern, kan
dont wworry about it

[Pause. Glare.]

levvtan, dont make me kick you

[sulks]

Don't jump the gun so quick.
Maybe it DOES wwarrant some fucking concern after all.
I'm not going to say wwhat I wwas going to say anymore.

[chronomancer]

...oh