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[alwaysgetsbetter]

Aww, there you go, little girl. That only took you days to decide on, I should commend you.
But before we let this derail into a pointless lecture, I'd like for us to see eye to eye like the adults we are for our respective species - no comment necessary on the maturity, is there? Of course not, I'm in your head, I would know, don't you think? Of course I would.

So, really, as entertaining as it is here, considering, what I want is more than your little human mind to work with, which you can provide. What you want is fun, which I can provide, and don't even look at me like you're having second thoughts about letting me do as I please, we've met and you are fooling no-one. That makes this a mutually beneficial arrangement. Isn't that good?

[he pulls a face, pouting.] No, dear, it's really not acceptable that you just find my younger self a place to stay, and face it, it's not even nearly the same as playing me.

Now then. Find me a place, write the application, run along.

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Well, that's what I was referring to :P

[alwaysgetsbetter]

Oh. ...sorry, I really should've known better, that was so tactless of me.

[lostwanderer]

I'm still human.

[alwaysgetsbetter]

I see... [Oh the fake sympathy.]

[lostwanderer]

...I don't need your mockery.

[alwaysgetsbetter]

It's not mockery though. I mean, I wonder what seems so desirable about being human, having tried it for a while, but to each their own!

[lostwanderer]

If you would rather look like this, then be my guest.

[alwaysgetsbetter]

Well we can't exactly swap faces, can we.

[lostwanderer]

*...what kind of an answer is that.*

[alwaysgetsbetter]

...what? I have looked worse, believe it or not.

[lostwanderer]

Worse? How...

[alwaysgetsbetter]

Ooh, do we really have to revisit that? It's not one of my fondest memories. And you haven't told me about your how, either.

[lostwanderer]

...It was to bring back someone I love.