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[alwaysgetsbetter]

Aww, there you go, little girl. That only took you days to decide on, I should commend you.
But before we let this derail into a pointless lecture, I'd like for us to see eye to eye like the adults we are for our respective species - no comment necessary on the maturity, is there? Of course not, I'm in your head, I would know, don't you think? Of course I would.

So, really, as entertaining as it is here, considering, what I want is more than your little human mind to work with, which you can provide. What you want is fun, which I can provide, and don't even look at me like you're having second thoughts about letting me do as I please, we've met and you are fooling no-one. That makes this a mutually beneficial arrangement. Isn't that good?

[he pulls a face, pouting.] No, dear, it's really not acceptable that you just find my younger self a place to stay, and face it, it's not even nearly the same as playing me.

Now then. Find me a place, write the application, run along.

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[timey_wimey]

Bossier than usual today, aren't you?

[alwaysgetsbetter]

Not really. She's hardly complaining, if it's the little human you are concerned about.

[timey_wimey]

Yeah alright, let's be honest, you're like that all the time. Can't say I understand why she's not complaining, though. I mean, having you riding shotgun in the headspace isn't just asking for trouble, it's leaving the door ajar so it can get in with a mince pie on the mantlepiece for when it breaks the door down anyway.

[alwaysgetsbetter]

Because so long as she listens to her Master, as she should, she has absolutely nothing to worry about. [Rolling his eyes now, because duuh, really, isn't that obvious?]

[ofdrumsthesound]

There's always six word stories.

[alwaysgetsbetter]

Or I could just sit by and wait until she starts writing fanfiction, but we don't really do waiting very well, do we?

[perfectcrime]

wow what a creepy douchebag
so do you really have nothing better to do than yap and gripe
maybe if you played nice you could find a place to ~*~belong~*~
cant get by on looks alone in these times
gotta have something to back up that pretty face doll

[alwaysgetsbetter]

Habits die hard. I never should've gone into politics, all people ever focus on is you image, it's horrible.

[perfectcrime]

politics male modeling with lots of bullshit speeches and campaigns
same thing really
gotta work it like a pro and pose for the cameras knowing that youll be the star to someones night of furiously fapping
its a hard life man being the photo prostitute with cameras for a pimp

[alwaysgetsbetter]

Now really, prostitution isn't that apt a metaphor. I'm sure my wife would argue.

[perfectcrime]

alright you got me
prostitutes are way classier and deserve respect and kudos
i apologize to all prostitutes for insulting them by calling them politicians
i was totally wrong and accept my fate
btw i leave my fate up to your wife
she doesnt have to treat me gently at all

[alwaysgetsbetter]

[Okay, you got him, he chuckled. Mainly because he agrees, prostitution is a lot more honest than politics, but all the turncoat arses who sucked up to him were taken care of on his first day in office.]

Maybe all the ugly old blokes just didn't know what to do with themselves when even the more honest prostitution wouldn't have any part of them, and that's what's making a mess of politics. I wouldn't be surprised, would you?

[lostwanderer]

...Sometimes being taken from before is preferable.

[alwaysgetsbetter]

For some, I'm sure. But you'll agree it's never the same, I hope? Everyone changes over the years, and personally, I know I've changed a lot since then.

[pinkishgray]

Bit odd, not seeing you with a beard.

[alwaysgetsbetter]

Looks good though, doesn't it?
Ooh, and look at you, still with the celery! Now that's nostalgic.

[pinkishgray]

Oh, I'm sure it must to someone, Master. Can't imagine who....

Classic's the better term, I'll have you know.

[alwaysgetsbetter]

[A shrug.] I could ask my wife.

Actually, from my perspective, all of that [Yeah he just gestured to all of you, Doctor, haircut to shoes] is horribly out of style.

[lostwanderer]

I think I envy those who have muns who prefer things more simple.

[alwaysgetsbetter]

Aw, what's yours doing to you?

[pinkishgray]

My condolences to her, then.

Says the person playing at politics.

....Oh Master. XD

[lostwanderer]

...Isn't it obvious?

[alwaysgetsbetter]

Aww come on, what's wrong with politics? And democracy at that, you know most of England voted for me right? [positively beaming now.]

Prime minister. Me! Can you imagine that?

[timey_wimey]

Oh yeah, of course. [ I see your eye roll and raise you one of my own. ]

Hate to break it to you, but with the current set-up, in terms of actual effectual power that has even a modicum of chance of working they've got a lot more than us.

;) he's so full of compassion, didn't you know?

[alwaysgetsbetter]

My condolences. [Shh, you don't know he's a bastard yet.] Honestly. It'd be nice if they went easy on us for once, but they never seem to, do they?