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All right, fine. You want to "find a home for me," okay. I can appreciate that, even if I already have one. Remember? That nice place in Manhattan? Only a couple of miles of really bad city traffic from my company? No? That's not ringing any bells? No, of course not. Why would it? You listen worse than Ivan did.

Look, I'll spell it out for you. And just, try to listen, okay, sweetheart? I know it's hard, but try.

You make terrible decisions. You're making another one now. And for the sake of everyone involved, you should stop before you regret it. You really should.

Trust me here. I'm already regretting it.

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Yeah, that? That is something I don't ever want to hear myself saying again.

[Side-eyeing you really hard right now, other Justin.]

Yeah? You want me to talk about how handsome and smart we are instead?

Yes. That would be much better.

You want me to preach to the choir?

If my options are preaching or hearing about Ivan, yes.

There's...he's not exactly a favorite topic of conversation, okay.

No shit, Sherlock. Something else. Talk about something else.

...did you know Burger King made Hammerdrone toys?

No. Why would they do that?

Because...they were cool, I guess? There was a picture of them on the Internet. It was them, War Machine, and You Know Who.

I'm glad someone other than me thinks that. I was starting to feel like the only one.

Seriously wish my mun had seen it when it came out, because she could have one to counterbalance...the one she has from years ago.

What about Ebay?

Unfortunately, I can't give her a credit card.

[fictional first world problems]

That's rough, man.

[They are the worst kind. Justin feels you, other Justin.]

I'm sorry to hear it.

At least she has the Iron Man one, though, right? Maybe I can get her to make him meet his end with a grill lighter, too. It's just a shitty fast food toy, right?

[justin that's where you got yours for the senate]

More than enough reason to destroy it, really. If you needed more reasons. Which you don't.

[Burn, baby, burn!]

Seriously, why is it still here? I'll get on that right away.

[Disco inferno?

He saw your moves ~~Knox~~, other Justin. You made him proud.]

Good. Take pictures of it, too. You'll want to commemorate the occasion when it finally happens.

[Some day, other Justin, you should dance with him.]

Oh my God, yes. I'll have prints made and frame them and everything!

[like this?]

Mind giving me one?

[Except without the yellow tampon and the bruised face.]

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Is it narcissistic to say I don't mind doing anything for you?

[WALKING ON SUNSHINE OH OH]

If it is, I'm just as guilty of it as you are.

[AND DON'T IT FEEL GOOD]

I don't even know what to do with myself right now. Look what you did.

[I AM THE ONE AND ONLY]

Me? Excuse me, but I think you're partially to blame here too.

[NOBODY I'D RATHER BE]