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[norussianplz]

All right, fine. You want to "find a home for me," okay. I can appreciate that, even if I already have one. Remember? That nice place in Manhattan? Only a couple of miles of really bad city traffic from my company? No? That's not ringing any bells? No, of course not. Why would it? You listen worse than Ivan did.

Look, I'll spell it out for you. And just, try to listen, okay, sweetheart? I know it's hard, but try.

You make terrible decisions. You're making another one now. And for the sake of everyone involved, you should stop before you regret it. You really should.

Trust me here. I'm already regretting it.

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[norussianplz]

You could. But you don't actually want to hear it and I don't want to tell it.

[Maybe. If he has, he's not telling.]

[norussianplz]

Nothing about the situation makes me happy. That you think that is offensive on so many levels, I can't even begin to describe them all.

[Sorry, Tony. He never bonded with you.]

[norussianplz]

You never cared about my happiness before, I sure as hell don't see why you'd start now.

[But he smells one!]

[norussianplz]

Your mouth is moving and words are coming out, but the sense just isn't translating itself.

[He's listening for it though. Just in case it sneaks out and makes a break for greener pastures.]

Think first. Then talk. That might help.

[norussianplz]

[Keep your hands to yourself, you filthy ape.]

Did you just figure that out now? Or have you been sitting on that realization for a while?

[norussianplz]

Did you just use a four-syllable word?

[WHAT STRANGE TWIST IS THIS?]

[norussianplz]

How long have you been saving that up for?

[norussianplz]

And you can tell time, too! Today's just full of progress, isn't it?

[He's not buying it, Anthony.]

[norussianplz]

What's the matter, Anthony? So insecure in your sense of self-worth that you get defensive whenever someone questions your intelligence?

[norussianplz]

[Okay, he really shouldn't be laughing. Wait. Yes he should.]

Really? You're going to talk about being frustrated when people can't see the obvious? You? The number one perpetrator of this problem in world, and you have a problem with other people doing it? How much of a hypocrite are you?

[norussianplz]

That's where you're wrong, Anthony.

[It's a long list. One more can't hurt.]

[norussianplz]

Why? Because I don't worship the ground you walk on like everyone else seems to?

[Four HUNDRED maybe.]

[norussianplz]

No I don't. Plenty of people are nice to me.

You're just a dick.