voice testing an old voice...

[thecopper]

Right. So. Let me get this straight.

You haven't had three words to say to me in two years and you spend a day wearing a wig that mildly resembles my hair and all of the sudden we're best mates again? Just like that, yeah?

Okay, I know how you are so here's the deal. No horror and monsters, nothing creepy that is going to mess with my head and absolutely no bloody sex islands, all right? I really mean that last one.

You follow those rules and I'll think about us being mates again.

Comments

[archivist]

Always happy to help.

[Obnoxious smile goes here. ...And she should omgplz.]

[thecopper]

Perhaps you want to be the one to help her pick out a dress, because I'm not helping.

[Yeah, wedding fairy]

[archivist]

You did say I had good taste, so there's that.

[thecopper]

You do. It was a lovely dress. Shame about the alien blood stains.

[archivist]

Shame no one remembers it. I suppose we can have Tosh edit the pictures to remove all that blood though.

[thecopper]

Oh, I don't know, I thought it added a bit of color.