voice testing an old voice...

[thecopper]

Right. So. Let me get this straight.

You haven't had three words to say to me in two years and you spend a day wearing a wig that mildly resembles my hair and all of the sudden we're best mates again? Just like that, yeah?

Okay, I know how you are so here's the deal. No horror and monsters, nothing creepy that is going to mess with my head and absolutely no bloody sex islands, all right? I really mean that last one.

You follow those rules and I'll think about us being mates again.

Comments

[bitunlikely]

It's worse for me! She's added two new people since she's abandoned me. Two!

[thecopper]

Mine's added a couple, too. One's another cop.

And an American.

[bitunlikely]

What's so wrong with being American?

[thecopper]

Well, nothing specifically. Aside from the bloody awful accent.