voice testing an old voice...

[thecopper]

Right. So. Let me get this straight.

You haven't had three words to say to me in two years and you spend a day wearing a wig that mildly resembles my hair and all of the sudden we're best mates again? Just like that, yeah?

Okay, I know how you are so here's the deal. No horror and monsters, nothing creepy that is going to mess with my head and absolutely no bloody sex islands, all right? I really mean that last one.

You follow those rules and I'll think about us being mates again.

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[doctorweevil]

[Owen's just going to drop it because he really doesn't want to think about Gwen and Rhys's sex life due to potentially scarring mental images.]

You say that now, but just wait till you're tied up in a closet somewhere and your imposter's shagging Rhys and nobody even knows the difference.

[thecopper]

You can't be serious.

Besides, she says she totally doesn't fancy Rhys. Well, mostly. But I'm not overly concerned.