voice testing an old voice...

[thecopper]

Right. So. Let me get this straight.

You haven't had three words to say to me in two years and you spend a day wearing a wig that mildly resembles my hair and all of the sudden we're best mates again? Just like that, yeah?

Okay, I know how you are so here's the deal. No horror and monsters, nothing creepy that is going to mess with my head and absolutely no bloody sex islands, all right? I really mean that last one.

You follow those rules and I'll think about us being mates again.

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[jackedthename]

....Did I hear the words 'sex island' in there?

[thecopper]

Of course, you'd zero in on the most important part of my message.

[jackedthename]

Sex islands can be extremely important.

....How are you, though?

[thecopper]

I'm all right, Jack. Feels like it's been ages. How're you?

[jackedthename]

Alright enough. Somewhere with Ianto and Martha, so that's nice, but it's odd not having all the rest of you lot around.

[thecopper]

Yeah, that's not much of the team at all. I take it you're not on a sex island, yeah?

[jackedthename]

No, a sort of Victorian place with a lot of mist.

[thecopper]

Sounds charming. Let me guess; something creepy moving around in that mist of yours?