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That Update is making Mun consider getting a new muse...

NO.
STOP.
DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE.
I KNOW THAT LOOK IN YOUR GLANCE NUGGET, IT'S THE SAME ONE YOU HAD WHEN YOU WERE CONSIDERING MAKING AN ACCOUNT FOR THAT GREEN GIRL WHO LOOKS LIKE THE SHITBAG WHO BLEW UP THAT DREAM BUBBLE.
I SWEAR TO ALL THE GODS IN ALL OF FUCKING PARADOX SPACE IF YOU MAKE AN ACCOUNT FOR HIM I AM GOING TO FLIP MY SHIT RIGHT OUT OF THIS GODDAMN HEADSPACE OF YOURS.
IT WILL JUST BE ME, SPINNING AND SPINNING AND SPINNING INTO ENDLESS NOTHING, SCREAMING ABOUT HOW STUPID YOU ARE.
I REPEAT, DO *NOT* MAKE AN ACCOUNT FOR THAT RED-SHIRTED, BOTTOMLESS WORD-SACK WINDBAG!

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wow kk 2ome triigger warniing2 would be niice??

NO NOT YOU TOO SOLLUX OH MY SWEET BARFING RAGE NODES.
IF I HAVE TO SUBJUGATE MY AURICULAR SPONGE CLOTS TO ONE MORE INSTANCE OF 'TRIGGER WARNINGS' I'M GOING TO JUST
I JUST
OH MY *FUCK*, HOW CAN ANYONE TALK SO MUCH AND JUST NOT MAKE ANY GODDAMN SENSE?!

diid you, a2 iin karkat vanta2, ju2t a2k how 2omeone can ramble on for what feel2 liike 2weep2 wiithout ever actually makiing any 2en2e?

2eriiou2ly though what ii2 that guy'2 problem?
ii'm almo2t embarra22ed FOR you.

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h3h3h3h3
you gott4 stok3 s1ck f1r3z 1f you w4nn4 m4k3 th4t much hot 41r!!

OH GREAT IT'S THE ONE WHO I CAN'T FUCKING UNDERSTAND A WORD THAT SPILLS FROM HER PROTEIN CHUTE.
BETWEEN YOU AND THAT OTHER GUY I'M SURPRISED I HAVEN'T ALREADY GONE SHITHIVE MAGGOTS EVERY TIME I GO TO SLEEP.

1 th1nk you m34n gon3 sh1tn4sty r444d1cal!!
from h1m 4nd m3 k1ck1n 4ll 4round thoz3 bubbl3z l1k3 b1lly bl34tb34st gr1mm!
ok4y m4yb3 th4ts just m3
h3s 4 b1t too dron3y dron3y dron3z to b3 4 r4dgrl
4lso k1nd4 m1ssing th3 g1rl p4rtz!

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I'm... really so+rry for him.

I'd like to+ say yo+u get used to+ it, but yo+u really do+n't. Just better at igno+ring it.

JUST.
HOW DID YOU EVEN MANAGE TO DEAL WITH THAT GUY? HE SPEWS WORDS LIKE A FOUNTAIN OF SHIT THAT'S ROOTED RIGHT IN THE CENTER OF HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY'S INFLAMED ASSHOLE.

He...
He means well, and I kno+w him well eno+ugh to+ facto+r that into+ everything he do+es.
He really, really do+es mean well.
Mo+st o+f the time.
Except where it co+ncerns wo+men, but if yo+u ask him that do+esn't co+unt.

Edited (I'M SORRY FOR ALL THESE EDITS HER QUIRK IS SO HARD) 2012-08-31 07:31 (UTC)

xDD it's okay, quirks are tough -hug-

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Oh... he's not so 8ad.
........
At least you learn to tune him out after the first thousand sweeps or so.

YOU KNOW, I'M TEMPTED TO RE-INSTILL MY ORDER OF NOBODY BEING ALLOWED TO SLEEP FOR THE SOUL PURPOSE OF AVOIDING HIS RAMBLINGS.
AT THIS RATE I'M ALMOST MISSING THE HORRORTERRORS AND THEIR CREEPY MUMBLING.

It's interesting how your priorities change when you start seeing alternatives, isn't it?

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:33 < sorry karkat :((

[Yea even Nepeta thinks he is kinda annoying.]

IT'S JUST.
HE.
HOW CAN ANYONE TALK THAT MUCH AND YET SOMEHOW NOT MAKE ANY GODDAMN SENSE?!

:33 < i dont know
:33 < someone who doesnt really get the whole
:33 < being concise thing
:33 < or care about
:33 < the fluidity of dialogue
:33 < i just really dont know

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D--> Whom are you talking about?

I GUESS YOU CAN CALL HIM MY ANCESTOR, OR DEAD ALTERNATE UNIVERSE SELF OR SOMETHING.
SWEET FUCK, EVEN BEING ASSOCIATED WITH HIM AND VAGUELY REALIZING THAT WE'RE SOMEHOW THE SAME PERSON IS EVEN MORE UNSETTLING.

4ND H3R3 1 THOUGHT YOU WOULD UND3RST4ND P3RF3CTLY W3LL TH3 3X1ST4NC3 OF SOM3ON3 WHO T4LKS 4BOUT NOTH1NG FOR3V3R

TR1GG3R W4RN1NG FOR S4SS

OH HA HA HA.
HERE IS ME SPLITTING A FUCKING GUT OVER HOW UTTERLY NOT HILARIOUS THAT COMMENT WAS.
YOU JUST DON'T GET IT, HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO SHUT UP!
I MEAN YES I CAN GET KIND OF WORDY SOMETIMES BUT AT LEAST I KNOW HOW TO MAKE MY RANTS SOMEWHAT COHERENT.

TRU3
TH3Y DONT M4K3 4NY S3NS3 1N 4 W4Y P3OPL3 C4R3 4BOUT WH4TS COM1NG OUT OF YOUR MOUTH BUT TRU3
TH4T GUY 1 TH1NK 1S S3CR3TLY SOM3 OTH3R SP3C13S OF 4L13N D1SGU1S3D 4S 4 TROLL

so question
whats it like to look in the funhouse mirror and realize
youre no longer king of tool castle?
whats it like to see what you can only aspire for and realize
shit
i couldnt touch that even if i tried?

YOU KNOW WHAT STRIDER.
FOR ONCE I THINK I'M ACTUALLY THANKFUL TO BE READING YOUR OCULAR-BLEEDING SHADE OF RED TEXT OVER THAT ASSWIPE'S.
BECAUSE WHILE BOTH OF YOU INFURIATE ME ON SO MANY LEVELS THAT SOME NIGHTS I WONDER WHY I DON'T JUST CULL MYSELF TO SAVE MYSELF FROM THIS STUPIDITY, AT LEAST YOUR RAMBLINGS HAVE SOME FORM OF COHERENCY.
OR AT LEAST A DIRECTION.
AND YOU KNOW WHEN TO FUCKING SHUT YOUR WIND HOLE.

jegus this is really fucking with you isnt it?
not like its even the guy you grew up idolizing but whatevs
i just gotta know
do superlungs go in the vantas family?

LOL that's okay bro /o/

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My, my, Mr. Vantas. Don't tell me you're overwhelmed by the prospect of competition in the highly-esteemed field of tl;dr.

NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
I MEAN OKAY I'LL ADMIT I CAN GO ON PRETTY LONG WHEN I ACTUALLY GET INTO THINGS, YEAH.
BUT THIS FUCKER JUST.
HE JUST DOESN'T STOP.
THERE'S NO SHUTTING THIS SACK OF WORD VOMIT UP!

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