That Update is making Mun consider getting a new muse...

[cancercarcino]

NO.
STOP.
DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE.
I KNOW THAT LOOK IN YOUR GLANCE NUGGET, IT'S THE SAME ONE YOU HAD WHEN YOU WERE CONSIDERING MAKING AN ACCOUNT FOR THAT GREEN GIRL WHO LOOKS LIKE THE SHITBAG WHO BLEW UP THAT DREAM BUBBLE.
I SWEAR TO ALL THE GODS IN ALL OF FUCKING PARADOX SPACE IF YOU MAKE AN ACCOUNT FOR HIM I AM GOING TO FLIP MY SHIT RIGHT OUT OF THIS GODDAMN HEADSPACE OF YOURS.
IT WILL JUST BE ME, SPINNING AND SPINNING AND SPINNING INTO ENDLESS NOTHING, SCREAMING ABOUT HOW STUPID YOU ARE.
I REPEAT, DO *NOT* MAKE AN ACCOUNT FOR THAT RED-SHIRTED, BOTTOMLESS WORD-SACK WINDBAG!

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[twin_armageddons]

wow kk 2ome triigger warniing2 would be niice??

[cancercarcino]

NO NOT YOU TOO SOLLUX OH MY SWEET BARFING RAGE NODES.
IF I HAVE TO SUBJUGATE MY AURICULAR SPONGE CLOTS TO ONE MORE INSTANCE OF 'TRIGGER WARNINGS' I'M GOING TO JUST
I JUST
OH MY *FUCK*, HOW CAN ANYONE TALK SO MUCH AND JUST NOT MAKE ANY GODDAMN SENSE?!

[twin_armageddons]

diid you, a2 iin karkat vanta2, ju2t a2k how 2omeone can ramble on for what feel2 liike 2weep2 wiithout ever actually makiing any 2en2e?

2eriiou2ly though what ii2 that guy'2 problem?
ii'm almo2t embarra22ed FOR you.

[radglare]

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[cancercarcino]

OH GREAT IT'S THE ONE WHO I CAN'T FUCKING UNDERSTAND A WORD THAT SPILLS FROM HER PROTEIN CHUTE.
BETWEEN YOU AND THAT OTHER GUY I'M SURPRISED I HAVEN'T ALREADY GONE SHITHIVE MAGGOTS EVERY TIME I GO TO SLEEP.

[nebulatrix]

I'm... really so+rry for him.

I'd like to+ say yo+u get used to+ it, but yo+u really do+n't. Just better at igno+ring it.

[radglare]

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[cancercarcino]

SOLLUX YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
I WILL ADMIT THAT I SOMETIMES GET CARRIED AWAY WITH SOME OF MY MEMOS AND WITH TOPICS THAT ARE OF SOME KIND OF IMPORTANCE TO ME, AND SOME OF MY MEMOS MAY HAVE GOTTEN A BIT WORDY AT TIMES.
BUT THIS GUY.
HOLY SHITFUCKERS, HE JUST TAKES IT TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL THAT I CAN'T EVEN COMPREHEND.
I MEAN, YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO SIT THERE AND LISTEN TO HIM!
HE WAS SPEAKING BUT I SWEAR I COULDN'T UNDERSTAND HALF OF WHAT HE WAS SAYING!

[cancercarcino]

I'LL AGREE WITH YOU THERE AND SAY THAT OH MY THROBBING PHLEGM NODULES, THAT FUCKER DOES NOT KNOW WHEN TO SHUT UP.
I MEAN, I CAN GET CARRIED AWAY AT TIMES BUT HOLY SHIT!
DOES HE *EVER* GET TIRED OF TALKING??

[radglare]

noooop3!

[cancercarcino]

JUST.
HOW DID YOU EVEN MANAGE TO DEAL WITH THAT GUY? HE SPEWS WORDS LIKE A FOUNTAIN OF SHIT THAT'S ROOTED RIGHT IN THE CENTER OF HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY'S INFLAMED ASSHOLE.

[nebulatrix]

He...
He means well, and I kno+w him well eno+ugh to+ facto+r that into+ everything he do+es.
He really, really do+es mean well.
Mo+st o+f the time.
Except where it co+ncerns wo+men, but if yo+u ask him that do+esn't co+unt.

[consider8]

Oh... he's not so 8ad.
........
At least you learn to tune him out after the first thousand sweeps or so.

[moirailcompass]

:33 < sorry karkat :((

[Yea even Nepeta thinks he is kinda annoying.]

[horse_lover]

D--> Whom are you talking about?

[twin_armageddons]

...yeah iin all hone2ty ii don't have anythiing two add here.
ii mean holy 2hiit.

[cancercarcino]

HOW IN THE ALMIGHTY FUCK DID YOU PUT UP WITH THAT INSUFFERABLE ASSWIPE?

xDD it's okay, quirks are tough -hug-

[cancercarcino]

HOW CAN HE MEAN WELL IF HALF THE TIME I FEEL LIKE I'M SOMEHOW BEING INSULTED BUT HAVEN'T PERFORATED MY THINK PAN ENOUGH TO COMPREHEND WHAT HE'S ACTUALLY SAYING?
AND COMING FROM ME, THAT'S FUCKING SAYING SOMETHING.

[cancercarcino]

YOU KNOW, I'M TEMPTED TO RE-INSTILL MY ORDER OF NOBODY BEING ALLOWED TO SLEEP FOR THE SOUL PURPOSE OF AVOIDING HIS RAMBLINGS.
AT THIS RATE I'M ALMOST MISSING THE HORRORTERRORS AND THEIR CREEPY MUMBLING.

[cancercarcino]

IT'S JUST.
HE.
HOW CAN ANYONE TALK THAT MUCH AND YET SOMEHOW NOT MAKE ANY GODDAMN SENSE?!

[cancercarcino]

I GUESS YOU CAN CALL HIM MY ANCESTOR, OR DEAD ALTERNATE UNIVERSE SELF OR SOMETHING.
SWEET FUCK, EVEN BEING ASSOCIATED WITH HIM AND VAGUELY REALIZING THAT WE'RE SOMEHOW THE SAME PERSON IS EVEN MORE UNSETTLING.

[consider8]

It's interesting how your priorities change when you start seeing alternatives, isn't it?

[cancercarcino]

AND MY MUN WANTS TO MAKE AN ACCOUNT FOR HIM.
SAVE ME SOLLUX I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN HANDLE THIS.

[twin_armageddons]

only iif you 2ave me iin return becau2e miine want2 two make an account for my rediiculou2 lookiing ance2tor a2 well.

[moirailcompass]

:33 < i dont know
:33 < someone who doesnt really get the whole
:33 < being concise thing
:33 < or care about
:33 < the fluidity of dialogue
:33 < i just really dont know